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Now that the Piano-magic course is being bashed, and even the Sudnow forum/ methods are being scrutinized, I just thought that I would jump on the "bashing-bandwagon" and critique my own method.

First off, I have to say that its CRAP, and not worth it!

In my own defense, I really can't claim that my course is too expensive or that you have to "dig-up" all the pertinent info in the forum archives because I don't even have a course to teach or any forum to post/reply too!!

My playing can sound very tacky, and amateurish, but thats because I AM tacky and also an amateur!!

I don't give anyone (no matter what!!), their money back because I don't charge anything for a course that does'nt exist in the first place!!

I don't return students calls (ever!), because I never give out my personal phone number and I don't have any students!

So, if you don't want to waste any time or money, don't follow my playing methods either because IT SUCKS!! .....you have been for warned!

Okay, so this post is a total waste of time and space, but it may be justified in pointing out just how crazy some of the other posts have been geting!!

Life is too short people, lighten up. We are all friends here and I'm sure we all want to keep up the spottless reputation of the AB forum; I mean Phlebus actually had to close a thread!, whats happening here??

Mr. S-H, you are priceless!!! Always make me laugh!

Wow! That got my attention - Plebas locking a thread. It was kinda entertaining (actually makes me want to check out Piano Magic). I especially liked the part where Cindy said, "Well, I never."

Well, I WAS just about to sign up for the Super-Hunky Llama Guaranteed Piano Method, but after this.....

Oh my God, I am going to pee in my pants!

(I haven't laughed so hard in ages)

Edit: But then again, people do tell me I need to get a life.

I know what you are saying.

I wrote an article on this and it is on the web.

http://www.anointedsounds.com/Artistversusperformers.html

I knew it, mr_super-hunky! Your stuff is CRAP!

(In all seriousness, I actually like the way you play. I listend to your recital "Angel Eyes" before, and I love the way you play. You sound like George Winston!)

I don't think is your stuff is carp at all.....S-H. I think you play rather well - but then again you have percussion background and other instruments, so you're naturally musical. I think that's cool. That's cool.



What I do think that's really eerie is the way that other thread was just locked. It's like a time capsule. What a strange day of posting this was... I almost wanted to faint at some point during the day.... I was in shock at some of the stuff that was said.

johnny boy,

oh come on. Super-Hunky does not sound like George Winston! Monica sounds like George Winston. Super-Hunky sounds like Billy Joel.

Good Grief.

Super Hunky :

Please sign me up for your method. Please send me your CDs, manuscripts, books, cassette tapes, DVDs, videos, reel to reel tapes, eight track tapes, chord charts, note charts, albums, books on tape, IPOD tracks, PlayStation Demos, Power Point Presentations, and total system notes and package.

Thanks in Advance

Super hunky--you are much too funny. this thread is hilarious. i like the llama piano course, sounds like fun--sign me up will ya. and if we learn a section do we get a free ride on a llama for a reward???

Wow...

When I saw the thread title, I was thinking "Oh Boy, not another one. Wow this place is lighting up fast".

I didn't notice who had started it. Funny thread MSH. You made your point I'm sure!

...and I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. I like your style!

Wow. I go away for a few hours, and this is the first thread I look at when I come back, and what do I find?? Super-hunky bashing his own piano method? Rumor that the Piano Magic thread got LOCKED, on the AB forum, for crying out loud?????

And here's poor Opus45 having a psychotic break and uttering gibberish to the effect that my playing sounds like George Winston. I'm a psychologist, Opus45, and I can refer you to some of my colleagues who can help you out with some meds, or possibly electroconvulsive therapy.

And look, here's a birthday cake floating by Angelo's avatar.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Angelo!

I gotta go out and read those other threads...sheesh!

"e-lec-tro-con-vul-sive"

WOW, thats a 6-clapper!, possible new record on that!! :p

Thanks Monica!
(Maybe Super Hunky Man will notice its my birthday, and he'll slip me some awesome videos of his piano method for free).

Hey look a cake for Angelo.

Happy Birthday buddy!

T H A N K S !!!!!!!

Yeah - Happy Birthday, angelojf. Cool - a floating cake!

Mr. S-H - Love this thread, it's priceless!

Oh, one more thing, do I get my money back??????

If one of you get a hold of Mr. S-H's lessons, video's, etc. please send a copy of all of them to me. I am going to package it all up nice and perty and call it the "Mr. Super-Sucky-Hunky Learn to play the piano in 5 minutes".

I think I will make millions!