Guy? SAS is a girl! My advice to you, Piano Gal, is to lay low for a while. And whatever you do, don't mention pumpkin carob chip cookies.

But I really LIKE pumpkin carob chip cookies! *blinking innocently*

SAS is a girl????? I'd rather be in a fight with a guy.

Okay, laying low, low, low... Maybe

Frank, it's been a pleasure knowing you.

Okay... Change the subject, then. How about a new Ben & Jerry's flavor?

"Heavenly Hamburger!" A vanilla base ice cream, with chunks of real ground beef, lettuce, onion, and tomato!

*praying, stocking the tornado shelter, and pulling on asbestos turn-out gear...*

I don't know as it's so much "kick off the site." Sounds to me more like spending time- a looong, loooooong time- with Jimmy Hoffa....

He said he never had sex with that girl. Eventually it came out that he did, but it's kind of a stretch to blame her.

If a group of people attacks and kills lots of Americans or American allies, then it's the duty of the government to do whatever it takes to stop them.

The point being that if you don't stop them then there's nothing left.

I don't think this position makes America good or bad, it's simple self defense.

You're right Cooper, "them" was Osama NOT Sadam! It's sad that the president has convinced some americans that "them" is NOT who "them" are.

Sad, sad sad...

Okay, now you're REALLY in trouble!

My cookies have been insulted, I've been called a guy, and people continue to ignore the DON'T TALK POLITICS ON THIS FORUM warning. What's a girl to do? --Sigh--

Right, I think the sequence was:
- Saddam invaded Kuwait
- We beat him halfway
- We sat and let him shoot at us for about 11 years
- We beat him the rest of the way
- The big mess in Iraq continues
- Somehow the 9/11 terror people got involved
- Saddam and Osama are both bad
- Why doesn't the president just fix all this?

I've composed a haiku just for you, then:

About that Life Thing
Don't get worried about it
Go have a cookie

The anonymnity of screen names and the passion of political discourse do not mix well.

Hey isn't today "International Sing Out Loud Day" ???

So go ahead if it is, SING OUT LOUD!

SAS, Please don't let them sing about the ya know what anymore here, there is a another place for it, just not here.....

PEACE OUT!
There has to be peace now...
Some worry, asking "Oh how"?
The scary monsters growl..
The fearless prowl..
Take another route..
Some will pout..
Others won't doubt..
Go on, throw in your towl..
Light a candle for what this thread was about.
Join together for its time to shout..
Let it all Out!
SING OUT LOUD!

:D

:D

No carob here please
Only chocolate chip will do
I am not a guy

HAHAHAHA!! Brilliant!! *applauding*

*Nicely* done.

A song from Peyton
He kindly shared in tribute
Emotions ran high

After time has passed
and we can see the light
Hey, this crap don't rhyme

This not rhyming thing
I think I may be a poet
Naw, just a little lazy, not having to think of a word that rhymes, so, back to the piano, but, for some reason, I'm hungry.

Wooooooow gmm1

Wooooooooooow

Just Woooooooooooooooooow

gmm1,

You're not following the rules of haiku. We will have to subtract points for that.

Hoping you would not notice, Jeff...

It was that last phrase, huh?

:) , , :p -
, ,

(ouch)

We had chocolate chip cookies galore
But still they yelled out for more
With a dry heave and chunder
They blew chunks like thunder
When they found the cookies were made out of spores!

There once was a chocolate chip cookie
So big it could feed a large Wookie
But fur it did fly
'Cause carob was nigh
The cook was removed with a hooky!

(Ok, so that last one probably isn't a word, but, hey, it rhymes!!! LOL)

And my butt produced a new dooky...

lol ok yours is better...

An aspiring pianist named Pierre
T'was quite fond of his teacher's derriere
He reached out for a feel
She smashed his hands with her heel
And he screamed out, "c'est la guerre!"

Peyton, you have a good voice and the song is nice. I wonder if you could tell me, how do you write songs. Do you first sing the melody or how? However, good job! I even downloaded it:)

Thanks. I write in different ways. Sometimes I'll get a story in my head and start writing lyrics then sit down to find some chords to go with it. I'm working on one now called The Better Man. I had just a rough idea of the story. I did a few lines and then sat down at the piano. Once I had some chords I changed the lines to fit the cadence and melody. So they are sort of working hand in hand.