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Sorry, there, Mark. You don't expect moi to get into trouble. Rest was deleted.....

Copper - that is major something to be proud of - being good enough to play at the Capitol. That's like wow!!! Good for your daughter!!! And also bravo to the rest of the group, as well. And pretty cool, with Jason Alexander - whose done lots of films.

What...jump out of a perfectly GOOD airplane??? are you crazy or what??

Last Xmas I saw a little box of really small marshmellows ...and the box was labeled...Snowman Poop...no REALLY it was. The wife wouldn't let me buy it, go figure

Very Kewl! Jason Alexander = George Costanza on "Seinfeld"

Yes... Yes, I am. Muahahahahaha....

Okay... Something in a bit darker vein... (probably the worst thing I've ever done)

A superior was building B.S. cases against people and getting his subordinates kicked out of the Army to make himself look good. (He was in danger of being booted out because he was overweight) He didn't think I was smart enough to know what he was doing, so one day, he comes over to my barracks room after having been across the street at the gym, all sweaty and nasty, and sits his foul stinky self down on my bunk and says, "Hey, buddy!" (at this moment, inspiration hit!) I said, "Gosh, sergeant! You look like you could use a glass of water!" He agreed, so I went into the bathroom, ran the sink, dipped the glass in the toilet bowl, wiped the outside of the glass, then turned off the sink and carried it back to him. He drank it down like it was Evian or something. Then he left. I laughed 'til I cried... A month later, I received a much envied transfer to the local aviation unit, and he was booted out of the Army.

Moral of the story:

1. Don't mess with medics. They are devious.

2. Karma is a real mutha!

Copper.....how cool !!! You must be proud!

Frank....ummm......how devilish (is that a word) of you!!

P.S. Seinfeld is one of my all time favorite shows....always cracks me up!!

:b: I'm flattered... LOL!

Growing up in California, all of the breaker boxes were mounted on the outside of the houses. Every Christmas, our white trash neighbors on all sides, would erect the most gaudy, horrid Christmas decorations. Big, illuminated plastic Santa on the rooftop with the plywood sleigh and reindeer, thousands of yards of Christmas lights, etc. ad nauseum. A buddy and I would run around and throw the mains. The coup de grace was when the people living in the three-story house down the block had a HUGE Christmas party. The whole place was lit up like, well, like Christmas. There were people all over the place, on all floors, Christmas tree lit up, lights everywhere...

Richard and I crept up to the breaker box and POOF!!!!! "Tenebris ex Lux." LMAO

Cue mass confusion... LOL

[Note to self: Don't accept any refreshments at Frank's place should he host a piano party.]

hahaha... I have more stories. I'll save them for another time. Honestly, I am a gracious host. This guy really had it coming. He'd messed over a LOT of people and I'd put up with his constant assault on my medical and soldiering reputation and honor for nearly a year. If the worst that ever happens to him is that he drank a glass of toilet bowl water, he got off very lightly.

I'm with Monica ...BYOB here

That's a little sick, Frank. But in the same vein, in the early days of my secretarial career, I often had to "fetch" people coffee. Sometimes, I did mind, because either I didn't like the person or their attitude. Anyway... to make a long story short....I often wondered how they liked the taste of my saliva. :t:


(Note: Monica... I'm a gracious host, don't worry, I won't spit in the drinks.... and if you it pleases you... just open a fresh can or bottle of whatever - and make sure to watch it during the party... hehehehehe.

[Thinking back to the DC piano party and trying to remember if Sharon brought me any drinks.]

You also need to be careful if I'm cooking....

Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

Some of you are ....shall we say.....just a bit nasty!!!

You know, Rocky - you are right. Looking back on my behavior... it was indeed a dangerous thing to do. Seriously. With all these diseases and AIDS and so many germs... I actually did this act like around 1983 or thereon... before... really... any stuff like that was on people's consciousness - certainly not mine. For the record - I'm pretty healthy... never had any of those kinds of problems (knock wood)... but you're right... Rocky... it was yucky.

And no, markb - I didn't bring you any drinks.

And as for Frank_W and his toilet water high tale - just major yikes - (shaking you up in a rough sort of way) - whatever were you thinking, man??? EWWWWWWWWWW.

kokomo61 - nooooooooooooo (screaming and racing around the kitchen......(it wasn't chicken?)...