Ok let me just review some facts with you...
- girls = time x money
- time = money
- therefore girls = money x money
- as we all know, money IS the root of all evil
- girls = evil x evil

Girls = evil (squared)
Girls can be simplified to chicks

Chicks = evil


In conclusion,
Dudes rule

Matt

Hmmm...Matt, do you have a logic teacher I could have a word with?

I reject your premise:

girls = time + money

You could also say:

piano = time + money

And we all know where this would lead, though I'm sure I do occasionally yell, "This piano is evil, evil I say!"

Nancy, Evil Chick

[thinks to herself that she'll save this post and read it out loud at Debussy20's wedding. ]

This is what i say about your little little thingy You mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberry!

Matt

LOL! Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

I'm sure this opinion about girls will change in the next few year....

Um, you do know that money+money does not equal money-squared, right?

money + money = 2 money
money x[/b] money = money squared

(5 + 5 = 2 x 5 = 10)
(5 x[/b] 5 = 25 = 5 squared)


Sorry.

darn...its late here....im tired. Little boys need there sleep dont cha know??? I'll rewrite it tommorow

Matt
Algebra 1 quiz tommorow (YIKES!!!)

The original version was this...
[IMG] http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/ttsujita/girls%20evil.jpg [/IMG]

This can further be simplified from girls to chicks and as I use globalizing can say that the whole Chicks team is evil :p

I kind of made it wrong by my bad math skills...


2 reasons that make this formula true:
[1] Its on the internet
[2] It was written on a piece of paper and copied into a computer taking well over 5 minutes to do!

Matt

I can see now why I flunked logic...it's not logical!

Kathleen

And the quote is actually "The love of money is the root of all evil."

Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter. - Ayn Rand

"So you think that money is the root of all evil?" - said Francisco d’Anconia. "Have you ever asked what is the root of money? Money is a tool of exchange, which can’t exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Money is the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim your product by tears, or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Money is made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?" - Atlas Shrugged

Boy I love this place!!

Nancy, your thought about piano=time+money reminds me of what I used to tell my students when I taught flying.

I'd ask them if they understood what makes a plane fly. They would quote to me the science of how lift works and I'd shake my head and say, "No, MONEY makes planes fly!"

Ken

Ahem,

If we agree that "evil" is negative, then we also have to agree that we multiply two negatives here. Hence the result is positive.

=> Girls = good.

Quod erat demonstrandum.


:p

Evil! darn! I need to think these things through more...

Yes, Matt...we need to warn you that there are some pretty sharp brains around here (especially on the Chicks' side).

We may appear (?) sweet and kind, but it's all a facade.

Kathleen

There are sharpened teeth hiding behind every smile.

And they're big also!!

Kathleen

I hope Matt isn't going to major in Math... or girls. LOL

Ken, that's great about money making planes go up. I can't imagine a more expensive hobby (though maybe Matt will argue that it's girls).

I wonder if there's anything in this world that doesn't equal time + money? Love? No, that probably requires dating, which is definitely time + money.

Euphonatrix, that is positively (pun unintended) brilliant! I want you on my side next time I get into an argument.

Nancy

"The first thing I do every morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

Debussy:

Contrary to what everyone else is saying, you are absolutely right.

Women (girls in your case), can be Evil, Wicked, Mean and Nasty . The only problem is that us men (boys...again in your case), are programed to love them straight from the factory and that factory setting is virtually "tamper-proof".

So my very young friend, don't fight it as the lure from these dispicible creatures is just too powerful to resist.

Point taken and noted...

My pleasure, Nancy!

So, Matt, I will not introduce you to my daughter after all (at least not until she has sharpened her teeth and tongue)

Ragnhild

Matt you seem like a nice young man..some words of wisdom...keep your "fallboard" closed and you'll never have a problem...