They do indeed.

Why is it that the word bear and buns, seem to just flow so smoothly together?

Am scared of bears now, so speaking of buns!

So when you come over for dinner, Jerry, let's have a barbeque!
I'll wear my hamburger dress! . . . and



Jerry, you get this "bun"! Cause you are such a ham!

"Hot dog!" I get to ride in style! Yeah, I like to ham it up. Can we say "Cheese?"

Jerry are you "hot doggin" in a wig????? Cheeze!!!!!

No, that' ain't me dude. That be you! Hippy style! Long beard, a rough tough savage like dude with a wig. I ain't got much hair left. Enough to comb though. Once. If this guy didn't leave himself enough room to exit you know what? He could be in a real "pickle."

Now, "Lettuces" give thanks to Diane for the entertainment...

Don't applaud . . . just throw money!!!

American or Canadian money . . . I'm not fussy . . .

Hehe, we're "indebted" to ya Diane. You're our "Euro." (hero) This seems to be the right place for your, er, ah, "BILL" board....

Hey Jerry,

Anyways, had our dinner all set up! And it looked like this, but have a problem, so will have to cancel! Will explain tomorrow!

keep the bike!!!!

Awww, and David, Ron and I were so looking forward to a nice relaxing candle light vigil and a "polar" dip. Are those alligator's I spy hiding in the corner there waiting for din din?

Thanks for the bike but, you could have at least filled up the tires with air! It was a long walk back home again!

It better be a good explanation!!!! I was hungry too!!!! But Jerry, Diane has only two chairs there by the pool. I guess David and I would have had to eat under the tree. Sure am glad I dont have to pay Diane's power bill!!!!!!

^^^

Well Ron,

Yes, it's a very good explanation why I have to cancel!!!

Sorry to keep you guys "on the edge" like this!!! But with my problem that has come up, just one "push" and this could become a real problem! Just "hold your breathe" and I'll explain tomorrow, why I had to cancel!

I'm still hiding in the basement!

So "Weather" you like it or not, I'm back!

So here are the "THREE" reason, actually . . . why I had to cancel the barbeque.

Will start with;

Reason no. 1!

The weather has gone into the "TANK" . . . again!
(Actually, I just had to use this picture . . . he is soooooooooooo CUTE!)

Reason no. 2!

It snowed! So we are back to freezing our "you know what's off"!
(There Jerry, you got the bear, and now "the buns"!)

And finally! (It's actually all "Jerry's" fault! . . . . Isn't it always!)

Reason no. 3!

My grand piano went into Cardiac A-Rest and severe "Anxiety Attack" as soon as it heard Jerry was coming over! They couldn't find a pulse, but reassured me, this was common for pianos! Here's a picture of it in the hospital!

Looks like it will completely recover! But Jerry has to stay away!

So David and Ron can come for dinner!

Hey David, I'll wear my white dress! k!!!

And to top off all of the above reasons why I had to cancel . . . the neighbourhood dog ran off with all the hamburgers too!

It's been a very "hairy" week!

Diane, you are too funny!!

Me and my awl, will make your piano allllll better Diane... I promise!!!

Dang Jerry, I hope you can sneak in n out before she catches you!

Oh No!!!! not the awl!!!! As if the awl isnt bad enough, Diane I think I would cut down that tree and drain the pool before Jerry gets there. I guess I will have to dine on the bare concrete...but anything for a piano!!!!!!

Diane, you've drawn me out of my lurkers closet with your wit and pics. If I take lessons, I'll commute to your place.


dan

Welcome to the forums, Dan!! Diane and I are about the only non-techs here, but this thread is all about jokes, fun, and relaxation. Hop on board!

Catch me??? You reallllly think Diane is going to be able to catch me??? Naaaaaaaa, I'll be reallllly sneaky! When the polar bear arrives to scare her away, I'll be gently engraving my initials somewhere special on her piano.... But, don't tell her I said that! Diane!

I know you can be super-sneaky and quiet!

Dan,

Awwwwwwwww! That was so nice of you to say! Thank you!

Anyways, so good that you decided to take the plunge and join us!!!! You'll have fun!!!

You'll "discover, that just about anything "flys" around here!