Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.





I have to remember this line for my wife. Think I'll get myself it much trouble??? hehehe.


Boy, how true is this huh?

Did you know you can get!

A piano rug!



A piano outfit!



A piano pillow?



A piano purse?





A piano wine rake?



And,... are you READY? PIANO BRACES!!!!!!

A wine rake? That is what we use to clear out the bottles after a dinner at my club!

Detroits latest project?


News Posting

Here' the NEW HIGH TECH, PIANO TUNER . . . SUIT!

Okay, so think I meant to say rack, yesterday! So here are some REAL RACKS! Just a REMINDER that SUMMER is coming!

Summer IS coming!
And I think this is more of a RACKET! Not sure I spelt that right either!
Everyone should try CAMPING, ONCE, and then that's it!

Awesome....!!!

Speaking of rakes! Here's a MULTIPURPOSE RAKE!
And last SUMMER, I don't think I had even one HOT DOG! Will have to have at least ONE this SUMMER! or TWO! . . .
I have never RAKED either! Thinking this rake is METAL!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



Rottweiler: Make me.



Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.



Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!



Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'



How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'


ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

The DOG is WOMAN's best friend too!
I DARE YOU to do this with a CAT!
Anyone know how many sleeps until SUMMER??????

I've stopped rockin


































Times are tough right now





































It's time to change jobs

A good Education story:
-A former Sergent, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher; but just before the school year started he injured his back. He was required to where a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.

-On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alecky punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks.

-Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest...
Dead silence. He had no trouble with discipline that year.

SUMMER is coming, so time to get into shape, right Jerry?

SUMMER with CAT's can be as fun as DOG's too, right?
Why does the word Photoshop?!!! . . come to mind!

It's official! For the record, it is DAMN cold here!

I agree... comeonnnnnnn spring

Good thing for the SUNSHINE, or this weather would drive me crazy!

All this snow is blinding, but so is the SUNSHINE! But I do love the sunshine!

When a male simply can't stand it any longer!!!! Boy, if only it really were that simple....

It snowed again in KC last night























Don't mess up my brand new carpet

It snowed in San Francisco the other day, but I fired up the old snowblower, and it is headed your way, now.

When all this SNOW starts melting, I'm taking up surfing!
Just gotta get me a cat first!

Did anyone lose a cat???

Not sure I can TOP that raccoon picture Jerry!

And what's that saying, when you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

I'm glad winter is almost over




















I fell on my head
















I've had too much to eat