Well Jerry!

I was going to "kiss" you for your birthday, but . . . stand waaaayyyyyy back and I'll blow you a kiss!

See what you miss when you "pretend" to be sick!

Happy birthday, Jerry!!

Thanks Horowitzian.

Pretend? I'm dead now. Seeeee?

P.S. Diane did it.

You're welcome!!

What, may I ask, is that??????

Well, it certainly isn't the tooth fairy, that's for sure!

Horowitzian! You gotta get out more!
Anyways, they are these, with sugar on them!!!

And these are "piano kisses"!

I think she needs some Chapstick!

Certainly ain't...

Are you accusing me of being socially backward?



I agree with Jerry; give that poor woman some Chapstick!!

Maybe ask that question again Horowitzian! . . . What is this!!!!!!!
Jerry on a busy day!!!!

Looks like the stuff inside a vacuum cleaner.

Looks like you put your vacuum on suck and sucked a mini polar bear inside out. I think I know which side of the polar bear we're looking at too.

Like this!!!!

yeah, now you're getting the "picture!"

By the way, you do know what the little bear is doing doncha????

Relieving excess gas that has accumulated in his digestive system?

'Just a guess. 'Heading back to the basement ...

Comin' to get ya, Jerry! . . . Start running till you run out of "gas"!

I think only my car runs out of gas...

That cute little bear is even smiling as he is enjoying what he is doing! "Hey! Look at me! OOPS!" These other bears just wanna cuddle a lil bit.

Hey Jerry! I thought you were . . . dead!

What did you get for your birthday! Ear plugs . . . for your wife!

Awwwwwww. I love cats, especially little kittens.

I was. You scared me back awake so I came back from the dead to haunt you Diane.

You know what? My wife snores so loudly at night that I WEAR ear plugs to silence her! I sleep very well that way.

Just playing "dead" were ya Jerry! . . . such a "player" ain't ya!

I see the dog turned on that bear and killed him for biting him in the neck.
Must be the dog is a woman!!! hehehe!!!!

I think I'll head to the basement now David! Oh, crap, that's right, I'm already down here in my office!!

This basement Jerry and David!???? Who's first? Think Horowizian is already 'down' there!

David, you go first and see what those eyes peering in the dark are!!! Let me know if it's DIANE hiding down there or not okay???

Hey Jerry,

Now you have ruined the surprise! Was just waiting 'down' here to give you your "surprise" birthday kiss!

Honest! (add evil laugh here) . . . .

Yeah! I see the fangs! You can't fool me!!!!

What fangs Jerry! I think you are letting your imagination get the best of you! Or else you have been in the "basement" too long!See, nothing to be scared of!! Trust me!!!! (add more evil laughing . . . )

What's "really scary" . . . is Horowitian doesn't know WHAT THESE are!