That is hilarious!

4U maybe.. but not for him...

Top wind here today has been 71mph. Just down the road the top was 78mph. Anyone want some wind? Just won't stop! Ok.. just a little rain too.

Shingles coming off the neighbors house. I lost 1 so far. Spring weather, not good!

if I Didn't Have a Dog... or Cat.....

I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.



When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel.

All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair.



I ain't moving one, single, inch and if you think you can make me? Just try it.



I would not talk 'baby talk'. 'Eat your din din'. 'Yummy yummy for the tummy'..
My house would not look like a day care center, toys everywhere.

Pick back rides anyone?

Getting a little R & R at the lake were you Jerry! Nice couch you got there!

That dog looks as though it's been smoking something...

Noooooo! You can keep the wind up there, mkay?

Sorry to hear about the damage.

Anybody ask JERRY what he got for his birthday?
Maybe Jerry got some "sleep" for his birthday!

Guess what Jerry

What's this thing? Is it a duck? A toy? It sure smells funny. I think it needs to be moved away from me.



OH BOOOYYYYY! Here fishy fishy!



I didn't get any birthday spankings that's for sure!!!! HA HA!

Is Jerry ADOPTED!

Am I adopted? Oh noooo!

Hey, do I look like a sucker to you?



Man dude, you need a mint!!!



This one makes me hurt just to look at it. RUN DUMMY RUN!!!

You was a cute kid Jerry
But it looks like they left you hangin

To Bee or not to Bee
That is the question

I am looking fairly comfortable in that hillbilly contraption hanging there on the wall but, the crotch is a little bit tight!





Lookie me! I matches da piano so now I ken sleeps here and u kain't see me no moe even. G-nite....



Hey, how about another one of these for me huh?



Ha-ha, lookie- ha-ha what I caught me?

Love those pics, Jerry!

Did you get any snow? I heard some parts of MI got a decent quantity of snow yesterday.

No Snow here THANK GOD! But, it is cold check this out. Last summer was a pretty cool summer here by comparison to what we usually have so I'm hoping this summer is better.

It's to cold here!

Wow! That's nuts!!!! 28 F in May is insane.

Get out and enjoy nature, don't sit around the house........ I think I'll set around the house thank you...



Da man and NOT da man. Da runnin man! Don't fall in now buster!



Now what the we do? Eat it?

This thread is a lot of fun.......


I wonder if Costco would use this sign?

Well, thank you grandpianoman. It's nice to hear that. We all try to entertain everyone and try to take our minds off from the every day stress in this thread.

I think it started as just a fad for fun and then just sort of developed into an entertainment sort of thread after that.

Everyone that contributes in here is appreciated! I set here laughing a lot too! Even at my own posts.

Cage me up will ya! I'll show you what I think of you AND your stupid cage!



Wanna race? Bet I can catch ya! Makes me want to run just looking at it.



Hey lady, you got any nummy treats in there for us, huh??? What are all of these smelly people clothes in there? Who needs clothes anyway?

HEHEHE SMACK!

Howie, your PM box is full.

Thought you could get away from me did ya? Bet I can hang on longer than you can!



Oh, so you wanna box eh?

Ouch...That's an expensive camera....sorry, I bet the photographer hurts too....

I have to move and decided to leave
the old upright piano in the basement

I wonder whether Handel's Water Music was ever transcribed for piano?

Oh, and don't forget the Dampp-Chaser.

When it's OK to say OH S***!







Hello my new meal.



You scared me now, I scare you too!

...and call on your friends Smith and Wesson.

So, here's some off the wall stuff for you all.

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery..

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Hehehe, some of those are groaners (2, 4, and 7 for example). But still hilarious.