Man, I'm working all day, this tree tastes like dung and now I've got a monkey on my back.



Yes, and she, uh huh, did you hear about? You did? Yes, and you know what she said next? REALLY? Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow .....



Tis a cute lil feller but, rats, I think it's fake baby but I ain't shore..



So, ummm, what the hell is this thing anyway?

I love cheeze burgers and fries


























We are tight as 2 hairs in a biscuit






















Facelifts don't work on everyone

Dizzzz my new mama?



Ohhhhhhhhhh, I see what you're REALLY doing with that computer of yours!!!



Is dis how you look in the mornin too?

Cruising southern Ontario country roads at sunset with my pal.


Apparently the Taliban don't like birds on the beach.

Here take this $100 and remember it was the cats fault























The teleportation machine doesn't work very good




















I finally found the sheet music to a Vuvuzela Concerto

Ah ha ha. That Vuvuzela concerto is a keeper!

Unfortunate gravestones... See ya...



What the...



Speaks for its self..



It's gotta be here somewhere!!!!

I like this quote. Written just for us technicians.

“A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.”

This one is kind of cool too.

“No other acoustic instrument can match the piano's expressive range, and no electric instrument can match its mystery.”

Confucius says:

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

War not determine who right. War determine who left.

The karaoke cats have a new song worked up





















Only 98 left to go

For you again Howie and everyone else too, of course... More Maxine...

Senior bumper stickers...

Hospital jokes for Jerry - Get well soon

Hey Daryl,

Your vuvuzela concert is written an octave too high! (Or perhaps this one's scored for a piccolozela?)

It did seem a little high pitched when I played it
I'll try it an octave lower next time

Did you hear that researchers have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans.

A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done last year. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

I don't think used is a good idea

Hi folks,

Got my Mother in law a present for here birthday last year.. a Cemetery plot.. this year I didn't get her anything and she asked me why?
I told her that she didn't use the present I got her last year so I wasn't going to get her anything this time!

not anymore...


Oh yes!


Sure is!


Expired!


Yup, that'll kill ya.

Hope you guys have been misbehaving plenty for me.

I was afraid to lift the lid!~

More Senior thoughts.

Here I come to save the day













































That was a good steak
























Why don't you grab a chair and sit over here

Vat is u looking at Senior? My purrty purrrty eyes?

Commuting to work might be OK for some




























How can you tell who the spy is?



















A sub on each side of the stage will bring out the bass and add more bark to the mix

Some kids have a lot to say






























It's time to walk the dog




























I'm gonna lay back and watch some Monday Night Football

Funny Daryl!!!

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me
the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce
you man and wife.'

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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell
me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to
New York City ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.

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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of
Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in
Juan.'

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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I
passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten
years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a
bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a
bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd
never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.

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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was
massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of
lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the
distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly
said, 'Well, she's there.'

I'm having a bad hair day

Daryl, that first monkey's facial expression kind of reminded me of Elvis Presley..