"The western plains used to be home to tens of thousands of them, but because of the railroads, this is the last of the herd."

1."How come there are no price tags"
2."Let me do all the talking,honey,Now where is that salesman"
3."They sure got alot of pianos left"They've been going out of biz for a year now.
4." Do they sell sheet music here"
5. "Costco got a better selection than this"
6."Honey,but nobody plays"
7." Do you think they'll meet Costco's price"
8." It's like a morgue in here"
9. " Can't we just get them a digital"
10. Didn't I buy my car from that guy ?
11. "Now which one did the interior decorator like"
12. "How did they get all these in here"
13. "I've always wanted one of these black shiney ones"
14. "Wouldn't you rather have that jacuzzi"

Last but not least!

"Honey,Just because the Jones have a Steinway doesn't mean we have to get one too."

Made me laugh the most.

Here's my 13 year old daughter's suggestion:

"You couldn't collect anything smaller, like coins?"

"They say they're going to occupy the building until Larry Fine moves them back to Tier 1."

"They say they're going to occupy the building until Larry Fine moves them back to Tier 1."

Is this the Steinway bar mitzvah?

that's great! And that's one sharp 13 y/o

I love this too! But I think only the pianophiles will get this