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#1318731 - 12/05/09 01:08 AM A contest tailor-made for us
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Each week The New Yorker magazine has a contest wherein readers are asked to provide captions for a cartoon. This week's is particularly relevant to us pianists. Put on your thinking caps!

(I was trying to find a way to paste the actual cartoon into this message, but couldn't. Maybe one of you talented folks can.)

New Yorker cartoon
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#1318742 - 12/05/09 01:23 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: RealPlayer]
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I never get most of those even WITH captions. ha

But lemme try my hand anyway....

Let's see, which one is "the Horowitz piano"....

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#1318744 - 12/05/09 01:27 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: RealPlayer]
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Let's see if this attempt to copy/paste the cartoon works (never did this successfully before)....



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#1318757 - 12/05/09 02:14 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Mark_C]
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"I'm quite certain this is NOT what Mr. Higgins meant when he asked you to put ten grand into the room." smile
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#1318762 - 12/05/09 03:05 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: AJF]
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Originally Posted By: AJF
"I'm quite certain this is NOT what Mr. Higgins meant when he asked you to put ten grand into the room." smile

dam good smile

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#1318782 - 12/05/09 05:42 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Mark_C]
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#1318787 - 12/05/09 06:12 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Rich Galassini]
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#1318790 - 12/05/09 06:35 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Furtwangler]
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#1318798 - 12/05/09 07:37 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: EJR]
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#1318811 - 12/05/09 08:22 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Ken Knapp]
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It was difficult to decide, so the dealer delivered my first 8 choices..., so the dealer delivered my first 8 choices...

Or….

I bought these as an investment, the salesperson said they’ll appreciate significantly…

Or….

There was a huge sale on these, I got them at 10% off the MSRP…
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#1318822 - 12/05/09 08:51 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Ori]
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#1318826 - 12/05/09 09:07 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: AJF]
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Originally Posted By: AJF
"I'm quite certain this is NOT what Mr. Higgins meant when he asked you to put ten grand into the room." smile


ding, ding, ding, we've got a potential winner here! grin
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#1318833 - 12/05/09 09:24 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Piano*Dad]
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#1318838 - 12/05/09 09:42 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Steve Cohen]
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I spit coffee on my keyboard reading your captions! Too funny!

I have one. Sent it privately but what the heck, I'll share!

"Where's Ori when we need him?"

(But of course one needs to see Ori's showroom pianos all lined up perfectly to understand the humor in that!)

Smile, Ori!!!
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#1318861 - 12/05/09 10:55 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: AJF]
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Originally Posted By: AJF
"I'm quite certain this is NOT what Mr. Higgins meant when he asked you to put ten grand into the room." smile


All the captions were great, but I love this one the best!

Has it been submitted properly to the New Yorker yet?
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#1318864 - 12/05/09 11:01 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: marimorimo]
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#1318883 - 12/05/09 11:29 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Piano World]
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#1318896 - 12/05/09 11:48 AM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Eric Gloo]
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that's brilliant AJF

i thought the yawning maws needed another customer
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#1318906 - 12/05/09 12:05 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: RealPlayer]
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Well, the confirmation screen didn't come up, so I kept re-submitting the order.

Thanks for sharing, Joe.
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#1318907 - 12/05/09 12:06 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: apple*]
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#1318915 - 12/05/09 12:14 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: apple*]
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#1318922 - 12/05/09 12:27 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: EJR]
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#1318923 - 12/05/09 12:28 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Eric Gloo]
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Originally Posted By: Eric Gloo
"They're having a bit of trouble with the dosey doe."


This had me laughing out loud.

My own feeble attempt:

"I know it's a little disgusting, but sniffing each other's butt is how they get to know each other."

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#1318932 - 12/05/09 12:40 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Steve Cohen]
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Originally Posted By: Steve Cohen
"If you buy one of each, we gift wrap".

LOL!
You're thinking this is a sales showroom (I did too), some others are thinking a home.
Hmmm...Lemme go back and take another look........
Either way I guess.

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#1318933 - 12/05/09 12:42 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: moscheles001]
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Originally Posted By: Eric Gloo
"They're having a bit of trouble with the dosey doe."


This had me laughing out loud.

OK -- can somebody please explain this one? smile

(edit: Oh.....the pianos are square dancing.) ha
Sorry. smile

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#1318934 - 12/05/09 12:45 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Ori]
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Originally Posted By: Ori
I bought these as an investment, the salesperson said they’ll appreciate significantly…

I think this one gets the award for "Piano World topicality."

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#1318941 - 12/05/09 12:48 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Mark_C]
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#1318944 - 12/05/09 12:51 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: turandot]
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Well, the confirmation screen didn't come up, so I kept re-submitting the order.


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#1318946 - 12/05/09 12:54 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: mdsdurango]
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Originally Posted By: mdsdurango
Originally Posted By: turandot
Well, the confirmation screen didn't come up, so I kept re-submitting the order.


thumb


I second that thumb.

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#1318952 - 12/05/09 01:06 PM Re: A contest tailor-made for us [Re: Ori]
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1."How come there are no price tags"

2."Let me do all the talking,honey,Now where is that salesman"

3."They sure got alot of pianos left"They've been going out of biz for a year now.

4." Do they sell sheet music here"

5. "Costco got a better selection than this"

6."Honey,but nobody plays"

7." Do you think they'll meet Costco's price"

8." It's like a morgue in here"

9. " Can't we just get them a digital"

10. Didn't I buy my car from that guy ?

11. "Now which one did the interior decorator like"

12. "How did they get all these in here"

13. "I've always wanted one of these black shiney ones"

14. "Wouldn't you rather have that jacuzzi"

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