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"I dunno, which is the odd one out?..."

"The gentleman in our ordering department used to work for Henry Ford."

This had me laughing out loud.

My own feeble attempt:

"I know it's a little disgusting, but sniffing each other's butt is how they get to know each other."

LOL!
You're thinking this is a sales showroom (I did too), some others are thinking a home.
Hmmm...Lemme go back and take another look........
Either way I guess.

OK -- can somebody please explain this one?

(edit: Oh.....the pianos are square dancing.)
Sorry.

I think this one gets the award for "Piano World topicality."

"The western plains used to be home to tens of thousands of them, but because of the railroads, this is the last of the herd."

I second that thumb.

1."How come there are no price tags"

2."Let me do all the talking,honey,Now where is that salesman"

3."They sure got alot of pianos left"They've been going out of biz for a year now.

4." Do they sell sheet music here"

5. "Costco got a better selection than this"

6."Honey,but nobody plays"

7." Do you think they'll meet Costco's price"

8." It's like a morgue in here"

9. " Can't we just get them a digital"

10. Didn't I buy my car from that guy ?

11. "Now which one did the interior decorator like"

12. "How did they get all these in here"

13. "I've always wanted one of these black shiney ones"

14. "Wouldn't you rather have that jacuzzi"

Last but not least!

"Honey,Just because the Jones have a Steinway doesn't mean we have to get one too."

"I had to get them all...they were shrink-wrapped together at Costco."

" and this is our nest of pianodactyls and boy are they hungry! Hopefullly, the mother will be back to feed them soon. They live on a staple diet of guitarists, we'll watch as they tear one limb from limb, its not a pretty sight though...."

"We're an All Steinway School now. All our practice rooms look like this."

"I'm beginning to wonder if our new return policy is a bit too favorable for the customers."

"I suppose it's okay to put all the factory rejects in one place - just don't tell the customers!"

"And these are the ones no longer eligible for floor financing."

"Maybe we can list them on Overstock.com."

I think the artists name is Stubbs, I saw his display of Bricks at the Tate, but I much prefer this, the didactic interplay of black on white, that said, I prefer his Ink Blots screen prints you can see hanging over there..."

Made me laugh the most.

Stop, you're killing me!

"When I said, organise a recital with seven pianists, did I have to say they'd use the SAME goddam piano!!???"

Yeh, now that Santas getting on and going slightly dotty, we've had to name each of his pianos the same as the reindeer, So there's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen & Rudolf is just around the corner"

"I'm sorry, but to appear on America's Got Talent I'm afraid Oscar the Octopus just has to be human..."

"I'm sorry Mr Mayor, but the intern who arranged the meeting with representatives of the NYPD thought the 'P' stood for Piano"