Okay so isn't this thread a YEAR OLD! So here's the Birthday cake for being ONE YEAR OLD!

And MORE cake!

And even MORE cake!

Not sure if this is a cake but . . .

I think if we all made it to a YEAR! We all deserve to go on a CRUISE! . . .
Let's all IMAGINE!

It sure is, Diane. It's amazing. Great cakes! When can we dig in???? C'mon, Jerry, I know you are out there salivating!

I want some too! My birthday is coming up in May! Mail me a cake Diane! NO POISON! Gee, on 2nd thought, forget it. Me no trust it! Me be croaking soon!

Boy, I'm gonna get it now!!!!!! hehehe!

Diane, I'm just flying around these days. Or should I say, just horsing around?



How would you like a job like this?



Or this? Be thankful for what you have!

Hey Jerry,

My cat's been acting kinda strange lately. Reminds me of YOU!
Decided to name HIM after you!
Meet . . . "GERALDINE"!

Horowitzian!

I seriously think this THREAD is . . . going to the dogs!

I can only imagine what that sounds like...

I think I wouldn't choose any of those jobs.

Hey Horowitzian!

Remember, I promised you a picture? Do you want it now or later!
ps: you like guitars. right? Am I right or wrong about that?

Anyways, I have a great guitar picture "just for you"! You started this thread! So you deserve it!

Watch for it coming soon, either tomorrow or Friday!

Sure, I have 6 of 'em...

OK.

PS — Am I on candid camera?

How do you get an elephant to ...... on demand? I wonder if that stick in her right hand is some sort of trigger? :}

I think that's a detail we're better off not knowing!

Bob, I cracked up! Stick for a trigger. Speaking of triggers, anyone remember this show and this horse?



While discussing a name for the horse, Smiley Burnett, Roy’s sidekick in his first two films, commented that the big horse was sure “quick on the trigger.” Roy decided that would be a good name for him and that is how Trigger got a new name.

Beautiful horse Jerry! Love the colors on him!

Okay, I'm back WEATHER you like it or not!

So Horowitzian, Are you WATCHING! So it's TIME . . . for your guitar pictures! READY!

YOU have "6" guitars! Okay, well here are two more to add to your collection!

Number 1 . . . and

And . . . Number 2!

Wasnt' sure if you prefer Blondes or Brunettes!

LOL!!!!!!

I think they'd be hard to...ah...play in the normal sense.

Well, would "this" CHEEZY one be any easier?

Well, it's lightweight!

Maybe Santa will send you one for Christmas Howie!

Nah, it's not my type of guitfiddle.

FTW:

Horowitzian,

Oh, and I can get ANY ONE of those dresses, in . . . WHITE!
Just saying!

And speaking of WHITE! . . .

And speaking of WHITE!
This Fender Standard guitar, guess it's a Stratocaster (whatever that is . . . )
went at auction for $2.8 million!

Here's one just for you Diane.





Do you like YOUR job?

Funny Jerry! You must be speaking from experience!

And . . . better yet, I'd say HERE'S ONE just for ME!
Meet my new HUSBAND! . . . He just doesn't know it YET!

Wonder how high you could jump on this bed?