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#1794096 - 11/22/11 04:44 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!
I have been in Deepsh** many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.
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#1794204 - 11/22/11 07:43 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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We love to play BF2.

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#1794222 - 11/22/11 08:29 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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They should have played Til the Cows Come Home!
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#1794488 - 11/23/11 08:38 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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We love to play BF2.

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#1794534 - 11/23/11 10:15 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Not everybody is a good cook

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#1794770 - 11/23/11 04:20 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Piano Technicians Guild
Grand Rapids, Michigan
www.grootpiano.com

We love to play BF2.

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#1795238 - 11/24/11 09:26 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone

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#1795769 - 11/25/11 11:49 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Sorry, I've beeen verrrrrry busy lately, I'm kind like a "cat" on CATNIP! Funny stuff guys!

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#1795771 - 11/25/11 11:52 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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I want the WHITE STUFF, & I'm not talking SNOW! grin

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#1796468 - 11/26/11 10:35 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'


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#1796473 - 11/26/11 10:43 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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That is an old joke. In the latest version, it is fuel injectors.
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#1796475 - 11/26/11 10:46 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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OK. How bout this one then? wink

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

Orrrr this one?

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side!'
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#1796717 - 11/27/11 01:15 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Blondes! grin



Edited by Diane... (11/27/11 02:56 PM)
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#1796803 - 11/27/11 04:13 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Blondes and polka dots

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#1796815 - 11/27/11 04:46 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'



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#1797796 - 11/29/11 02:35 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Hey Daryl,
Here's one with your dog/cat theme! It's white fluffy stuff. Could be worse, it could be SNOW! grin

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#1798221 - 11/30/11 08:27 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

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#1798358 - 11/30/11 01:47 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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That white fluffy stuff gets to me everytime

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#1798460 - 11/30/11 04:55 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,' . . . I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,' . . . replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes ,
Seattle , WA

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ' How long have you been bedridden? ' After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .
' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive. '
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-
Corvallis , OR

I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . . ' So how's your breakfast this morning? ' 'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.' . Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled ' KY Jelly. '

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf ,
Detroit ,

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . . ' Keep off the grass. ' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeonwrote a short note on the patient ' s dressing,
which said ' Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn. '

Submitted by RN no name,

AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . . I'm sorry. Was I tickling you? ' She replied with tears running down
her cheeks from laughing so hard . . . ' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . . ' I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener . '

Dr. wouldn ' t submit his name....
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#1798649 - 11/30/11 11:26 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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#1798707 - 12/01/11 01:36 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Or the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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#1799308 - 12/02/11 07:51 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
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#1799353 - 12/02/11 09:28 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: ChickGrand]
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Originally Posted By: ChickGrand
I confess, I went and looked up the price on that. whome

Now in "two" different colors! A gift for the person who THINKS they have EVERYTHING! grin



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#1799508 - 12/02/11 02:53 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Who's blonder . . . Jerry OR . . .



Me! grin




Edited by Diane... (12/02/11 02:54 PM)
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#1799509 - 12/02/11 02:54 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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#1799745 - 12/02/11 11:34 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Certainly NOT Jerry! smile

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

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#1799786 - 12/03/11 01:25 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Here's a cool tattoo. I just don't think art should go on the body!

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#1799787 - 12/03/11 01:26 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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I just think art work should go on the wall.
Here's some art work! Wonder how long it took the artist to come with THIS idea! grin

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#1800040 - 12/03/11 02:30 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Another blond gets plowed

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#1800191 - 12/03/11 08:42 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Adult Truths
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies.....Quit
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