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Captions for Frank Baxter Picture #1396133 03/15/10 08:21 AM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA UnrightTooner OP 6000 Post Club Member OP UnrightTooner 6000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA I noticed Frank's picture on the Forum's page: and was wondering what he might of been saying at the time. Maybe something like: "And then this 30 pound lobster grabbed all three of my chest hairs!!!" (No offense meant, Frank, just having fun.) Others? Jeff Deutschle Part-Time Tuner Who taught the first chicken how to peck?

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1396136 03/15/10 08:37 AM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,462 Denver, CO DragonPianoPlayer 2000 Post Club Member DragonPianoPlayer 2000 Post Club Member Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,462 Denver, CO And this is the proper arm motion for the chicken dance...

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture DragonPianoPlayer #1396163 03/15/10 09:34 AM Joined: May 2007 Posts: 1,645 D Dave Stahl 1000 Post Club Member Dave Stahl 1000 Post Club Member D Joined: May 2007 Posts: 1,645 My heart is actually on the opposite side of where NORMAL peoples' are. You should see a brain scan! Why do you think I run these forums? Promote Harmony in the Universe...Tune your piano! Dave Stahl, RPT Piano Technician's Guild San Jose, CA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAniw3m7L2I http://dstahlpiano.net

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Dave Stahl #1396176 03/15/10 09:52 AM Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 966 V Volusiano 500 Post Club Member Volusiano 500 Post Club Member V Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 966 "I got arthritis from playing too much piano."

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Volusiano #1396184 03/15/10 10:10 AM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA UnrightTooner OP 6000 Post Club Member OP UnrightTooner 6000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA I thought of another that may be a bit over the line, but here goes: "Oh Lord, make my arm like the other." (The result is an old, old joke.) Jeff Deutschle Part-Time Tuner Who taught the first chicken how to peck?

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1396275 03/15/10 12:11 PM Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 654 Hudson, FL H Hop 500 Post Club Member Hop 500 Post Club Member H Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 654 Hudson, FL Throw a high slider on the next pitch. Hop Last edited by Hop; 03/15/10 12:12 PM. HG178, Roland FP-5, Casio PX 130

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Hop #1396293 03/15/10 12:44 PM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA UnrightTooner OP 6000 Post Club Member OP UnrightTooner 6000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out." Frank, your other left! Jeff Deutschle Part-Time Tuner Who taught the first chicken how to peck?

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1396792 03/16/10 07:41 AM Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,481 Niagara Region, On. Canada Emmery 2000 Post Club Member Emmery 2000 Post Club Member Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,481 Niagara Region, On. Canada ...So I put the forum abuser in a headlock like so...and gave him the old hockey night in Canada treatment... Piano Technician George Brown College /85 Niagara Region

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Emmery #1396884 03/16/10 11:29 AM Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,060 Oakland B BDB Yikes! 10000 Post Club Member BDB Yikes! 10000 Post Club Member B Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,060 Oakland And the severed hand got closer, and closer, and closer... Semipro Tech

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture BDB #1396916 03/16/10 12:06 PM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA UnrightTooner OP 6000 Post Club Member OP UnrightTooner 6000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA What did you call this, a moob? What the heck is a moob? Jeff Deutschle Part-Time Tuner Who taught the first chicken how to peck?

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1397052 03/16/10 03:39 PM Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,677 Strong, Maine David Jenson 2000 Post Club Member David Jenson 2000 Post Club Member Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,677 Strong, Maine When a child leaves jelly on the piano keys, you can wipe your fingers on your shirt like this. David L. Jenson Tuning - Repairs - Refurbishing Jenson's Piano Service -----

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture David Jenson #1397070 03/16/10 03:59 PM Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,336 C charleslang 2000 Post Club Member charleslang 2000 Post Club Member C Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,336 Yo yo, don't be messin' with me or my peeps homie. Semi-pro pianist Tuesdays 5-8 at Vince's West Sacramento, California

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1397238 03/16/10 07:38 PM Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,458 Fairfax, VA Cy Shuster, RPT 3000 Post Club Member Cy Shuster, RPT 3000 Post Club Member Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,458 Fairfax, VA "The logo was supposed to go on *this* side of the shirt! *This* side!" --Cy-- Cy Shuster, RPT www.shusterpiano.com

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Cy Shuster, RPT #1397242 03/16/10 07:41 PM Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,393 Beautiful San Diego, CA eweiss 2000 Post Club Member eweiss 2000 Post Club Member Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,393 Beautiful San Diego, CA Frank B. says... "This is what will happen if Keith Emerson cancels again."

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1397266 03/16/10 08:10 PM Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 67 Fayette City,PA. 15438 Jim Berna Full Member Jim Berna Full Member Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 67 Fayette City,PA. 15438 This is what happens to your arm when you lean on the pin block of an old 54 inch upright and tune all day! You get tuner arm lock! OUCH!!! Nothin like a Good Piano! Jim Berna Tuner-Technician

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Jim Berna #1397554 03/17/10 07:32 AM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA UnrightTooner OP 6000 Post Club Member OP UnrightTooner 6000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA Frank, do you have a favorite or, better yet, one of your own to add? Jeff Deutschle Part-Time Tuner Who taught the first chicken how to peck?

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1397814 03/17/10 01:29 PM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA UnrightTooner OP 6000 Post Club Member OP UnrightTooner 6000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA “My name is Frank.” Hi Frank! “And I have not played Für Elise in the past 157 days.” Applause Jeff Deutschle Part-Time Tuner Who taught the first chicken how to peck?

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1397917 03/17/10 03:30 PM Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 4,864 USA B Bob 4000 Post Club Member Bob 4000 Post Club Member B Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 4,864 USA One second after testing the "safest table saw"

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Bob #1397922 03/17/10 03:34 PM Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 24,600 New York Mark_C Yikes! 10000 Post Club Member Mark_C Yikes! 10000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 24,600 New York (I'd post something but I think all the good captions are already taken.)

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Mark_C #1397942 03/17/10 04:00 PM Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,263 Vancouver B. C. Canada Silverwood Pianos 4000 Post Club Member Silverwood Pianos 4000 Post Club Member Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,263 Vancouver B. C. Canada When I discover a sock puppet on my forums I back hand them like this.....you know like shoo fly........well the first part of this is similar, but the left hook at the end is for the extra bothersome socks........

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Silverwood Pianos #1397946 03/17/10 04:03 PM Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 24,600 New York Mark_C Yikes! 10000 Post Club Member Mark_C Yikes! 10000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 24,600 New York (I stand corrected.)

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Mark_C #1397952 03/17/10 04:08 PM Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,263 Vancouver B. C. Canada Silverwood Pianos 4000 Post Club Member Silverwood Pianos 4000 Post Club Member Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,263 Vancouver B. C. Canada Creativity always leaves room for improvement...or disaster, which ever way you would like to perceive it.....

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Silverwood Pianos #1397955 03/17/10 04:10 PM Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 24,600 New York Mark_C Yikes! 10000 Post Club Member Mark_C Yikes! 10000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 24,600 New York Originally Posted by Silverwood Pianos Creativity always leaves room for improvement...or disaster, which ever way you would like to perceive it..... That's actually another good caption.

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1397977 03/17/10 04:30 PM Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,462 Western Canada D Diane... 3000 Post Club Member Diane... 3000 Post Club Member D Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,462 Western Canada Originally Posted by UnrightTooner I noticed Frank's picture on the Forum's page: and was wondering what he might of been saying at the time. Maybe something like: "Okay, . . . BRING in the PIANO WORLD Cheerleaders! Join us for all the HOT (pink) topics!" Last edited by Diane...; 03/17/10 04:47 PM. http://www.pianoworld.com/Uploads/files/goldsparkledress.jpg Diane Jazz/Blues/Rock/Boogie Piano Teacher

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Diane... #1398173 03/17/10 10:06 PM Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 4,864 USA B Bob 4000 Post Club Member Bob 4000 Post Club Member B Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 4,864 USA Last edited by Bob; 03/17/10 10:34 PM.

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Bob #1399139 03/19/10 08:59 AM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA UnrightTooner OP 6000 Post Club Member OP UnrightTooner 6000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA "Follow me to the back room. I have just the piano for you. Have you ever heard of the famous Whitney Spinet? My technicians talk about them constantly." (Hey, don't get on my case. Frank said it not me.) Jeff Deutschle Part-Time Tuner Who taught the first chicken how to peck?

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture Cy Shuster, RPT #1399706 03/20/10 12:11 AM Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 92 C CoolPianoStuff Full Member CoolPianoStuff Full Member C Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 92 Originally Posted by Cy Shuster "The logo was supposed to go on *this* side of the shirt! *This* side!" --Cy-- Now that's funny right there. Been there, done that. http://www.CoolPianoStuff.com/

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture CoolPianoStuff #1400463 03/21/10 06:37 AM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA UnrightTooner OP 6000 Post Club Member OP UnrightTooner 6000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA Wait a second, now. You expect me to take the things off the top of my piano so that you can tune it?!? What am I paying you for, anyway? Jeff Deutschle Part-Time Tuner Who taught the first chicken how to peck?

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1412783 04/07/10 08:33 AM Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA UnrightTooner OP 6000 Post Club Member OP UnrightTooner 6000 Post Club Member Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 6,425 Bradford County, PA “No, I never use the T-word, but it has been used on me. And let me tell you, it really hurts, way deep down here.” Jeff Deutschle Part-Time Tuner Who taught the first chicken how to peck?

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1412794 04/07/10 09:19 AM Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,194 Torquay, Devon, England cruiser 1000 Post Club Member cruiser 1000 Post Club Member Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,194 Torquay, Devon, England "I think I'll persevere with piano... I keep dropping the violin" Michael

Re: Captions for Frank Baxter Picture UnrightTooner #1412844 04/07/10 11:10 AM Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 377 USA J JBE Full Member JBE Full Member J Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 377 USA I think he's rehearsing for his first rap show. Or maybe he's saying, "After I ate her cooking, it began to come back up like this....and then...".