Because they were so silly(but maybe not much sillier than some topics already on the forums).

Brilliant piano music since 1709
Toyota or Hailun?
Worst pianist you ever heard?
Opus Clavicembalisticum Study Group
Measure by measure breakdown of 4'33"
Rate by order of difficulty(Scarlatti Sonatas complete)
Brahms PC#1 or PC#2?

"Why don't more people like rap music"

This would be a thread were most of the posts were by rap music fans who speculated about whether it was lack of exposure, peer pressure or because the listeners had not been trained to understand the music. There would probably also be citations of studies showing how listening to rap music in the crib could increase the IQ of children.

"Drop and Flop" or "Firm Bridge?"

No, wait...

Don't EVEN go there!!!!

We don't need a tiebreaker!

Why age doesn't necessarily bring knowledge, wisdom, or wit.

Why people with too much free time are especially vulnerable to tl;dr syndrome.

"yesterday i audition for college. i missed sum notes but do u think they notice? if u miss notes can u still get in i mean i know a lot of people play perfect but i think my emotions are good and thats what music is all about. what do u guys think, did i get in?"

"Thread topics you'd hate to see"

Yamaha has recalled 20,000 pianos due to a problem with the pedal sticking, causing pianists to play faster than they normally would, resulting in a dangerous number of accidentals. The sticky pedal also makes it harder for pianists to come to a full stop at the end of a piece making it extremely risky for audiences. Although there have been a tremendous number of accidentals, fortunately it has so far caused no deafs. Analysts are wondering if it will put a damper on their bass market and if they will be able to sustain sales. Congress is also considering calling in the President of Yamaha for questioning as to when the company first learned about the treble.

LOL

Does my ass look big on this piano stool?
Which pieces help you lose weight the fastest?
What is your favourite note on the piano?
Are deaf piano tuners better than blind ones?

That really made me giggle

Which piece should I learn?

or

Suggest me a new piece.

Is Islamey really too hard? I've been playing for 1.5 years.

do u think im ready for rach 3?

Is my 2 month old too young for lessons?

hey guys how difficult is lists transendental etude no 5?

hahahaha - Horowitzian, for a second or two I forgot what thread I had clicked on and thought you were serious.

Hehe, sorry 'bout that. Just having a little fun at the expense of n00bs.

That worst pianist idea sounds good.. =P

How about, what is colour and what do you do if you're colour-blind??

Fantasie Impromptu: greatest song ever?

Paranormal voice of P. D. Q. Bach

When will acoustic pianos get to be as realistic as my $200 digital?

I have been offered a free gun with my Hailun piano, is that a good deal?

Are black pianos best? cos that's what they use on tv.

recomend me a piece to to play. ive played fur elise and moonlight.

I am playing a sparkling hymn to a bottle of wine.

I started playing the piano and composing in the womb. How about you?

The needle on my snarkometer is getting edging ever closer to the red zone. Am I the only one?

How picking on people who are just trying to learn boosts my slagging self esteem?

lol @ the 4'33 and Scarlatti sonatas

Throw in Czerny works too