I noticed Frank's picture on the Forum's page:



and was wondering what he might of been saying at the time. Maybe something like:

"And then this 30 pound lobster grabbed all three of my chest hairs!!!"

(No offense meant, Frank, just having fun.)

Others?

And this is the proper arm motion for the chicken dance...

My heart is actually on the opposite side of where NORMAL peoples' are. You should see a brain scan! Why do you think I run these forums?

"I got arthritis from playing too much piano."

I thought of another that may be a bit over the line, but here goes:

"Oh Lord, make my arm like the other."

(The result is an old, old joke.)

Throw a high slider on the next pitch.

Hop

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out."

Frank, your other left!

...So I put the forum abuser in a headlock like so...and gave him the old hockey night in Canada treatment...

And the severed hand got closer, and closer, and closer...

What did you call this, a moob? What the heck is a moob?

When a child leaves jelly on the piano keys, you can wipe your fingers on your shirt like this.

Yo yo, don't be messin' with me or my peeps homie.

"The logo was supposed to go on *this* side of the shirt! *This* side!"

--Cy--

Frank B. says...



"This is what will happen if Keith Emerson cancels again."

This is what happens to your arm when you lean on the pin block of an old 54 inch upright and tune all day! You get tuner arm lock! OUCH!!!

Frank, do you have a favorite or, better yet, one of your own to add?

“My name is Frank.” Hi Frank! “And I have not played Für Elise in the past 157 days.” Applause

One second after testing the "safest table saw"

(I'd post something but I think all the good captions are already taken.)

When I discover a sock puppet on my forums I back hand them like this.....you know like shoo fly........well the first part of this is similar, but the left hook at the end is for the extra bothersome socks........

(I stand corrected.)

Creativity always leaves room for improvement...or disaster, which ever way you would like to perceive it.....

That's actually another good caption.

"Okay, . . . BRING in the PIANO WORLD Cheerleaders!
Join us for all the HOT (pink) topics!"

"Follow me to the back room. I have just the piano for you. Have you ever heard of the famous Whitney Spinet? My technicians talk about them constantly." (Hey, don't get on my case. Frank said it not me.)

Now that's funny right there. Been there, done that.

Wait a second, now. You expect me to take the things off the top of my piano so that you can tune it?!? What am I paying you for, anyway?

“No, I never use the T-word, but it has been used on me. And let me tell you, it really hurts, way deep down here.”

"I think I'll persevere with piano... I keep dropping the violin"