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Well that's one way to learn to play piano













One note at a time

Thought some of you might appreciate these.

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. (Hey, I think that's ME!)

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction .

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

and last but not least....

WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character lines.

The SPC had a moderate risk area denoted for your area at that time...glad you missed out!

Oh goody, we get more yet. Ick.

Ohhh, I ... think..., I had one.... to many..... dog... treats... last night... ohhhhh....

How did I ever get this job?



































Maybe Frank should have stuck with the piano

Hehehehe, that's funny! Maybe a bit too much beer to go with those dog treats?

Another storm?

Ohhh, I hope no more storms! We've had enough for a while me thinks!

I finally caught me one and I'm gonna KEEP IT!



HEYYYYYYYYYYY, IS THAT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????????? REALLY?????? HUH????? REALLY????? AWWWW MAANNNN! I LIKE IT!



He'd better watch it or it'll be squirting out da other end too!

Hehe, I just passed a little gas...



Yeah, we know!



EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!



I heard it too!!!



Ha-ha! I did too!

Off Road magazine? No piano tech manual?

Maybe I can just blend in with crowd and no one will notice
But I don't like carots

























They'll never know as long as I keep a straight face

hehehehehe.

Hey Ralph...what's up

























I don't know...what's up with you

I left work early to pick up My new glasses (wrong size)
How do I look?



I had Karate lessons so watch it BUDDY!



I'm not sure, but I think, it was more of a dance lessons class.

I was late for my 1st tuning appointment yesterday





























Today I'm just hangin round the house






































I'll just lay back and read a book

Now, I think I'm getting a migraine



Uh oh, I don't think all the 'fast-food' and exercise is agreeing with me



I tried doing some aerobics
In the living room



I think it's time to brush my teeth.



I read them their
Nightly bedtime story

And they finally went to sleep

Well, you all, enjoy your weekend and next week. I am going on vacation for 9 days. We'll see you back here in the funny papers after that!

Have fun!!!! Have a great Fourth everyone!

If I could rest my head for just one minute



















Sometimes things just fall between the cracks