What cats do when we're away.

I kind of like the taste of this used human food...



So, this is what lazy humans do? I could get used to this...



Boy, what a dumb game. Playing with the mouse is more fun.

I Found My Thrill on Blueberry Hill
































Chopsticks anyone

"What do you mean the piano is out of tune, I can't even hear it!"

...sniff...

At least that's what My cat told me...

I didn't want to quote him as he always wants to get paid for his information.. Cats!...humfff!

next he's gonna want to learn how to tune!

I totally needed those laughs today. Thanks guys!

So the A/C is off? There is more than one way to stay cool and I'm happy!



Well now, lethh's thhee if I can find that thhhhow Walker, Taxes roamer, er, is that Rexesx Ranger, er, Texas Roman, Ranger? I donno but, where's the toilet???



Oh, that other dang cat's in it! HEHE, I wonder what he'd do if I slammed the lid?

Funny! The middle one reminds me of my Grandpa...rest his soul.
And the last one...what is it with cats and toilets anyway?
Can't keep em out.

This is for Groot...just remember we who are enjoying a wind-chill of 110F...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeAkoakbmVA

Love from Shreveport...

She didn't mention my name but, YOU DID! hehe!

We had major thunderstorms come through here last night. I woke up at 1 AM to tornado sirens going off. Funnel clouds and supposed touch downs occurred within about 2 miles of my house. I'm tired this morning. Was in the basement for an hour last night. click here to see my local report

P.S. Thumb through the pictures.

Well that's one way to learn to play piano













One note at a time

Thought some of you might appreciate these.

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. (Hey, I think that's ME!)

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction .

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

and last but not least....

WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character lines.

The SPC had a moderate risk area denoted for your area at that time...glad you missed out!

Oh goody, we get more yet. Ick.

Ohhh, I ... think..., I had one.... to many..... dog... treats... last night... ohhhhh....

How did I ever get this job?



































Maybe Frank should have stuck with the piano

Hehehehe, that's funny! Maybe a bit too much beer to go with those dog treats?

Another storm?

Ohhh, I hope no more storms! We've had enough for a while me thinks!

I finally caught me one and I'm gonna KEEP IT!



HEYYYYYYYYYYY, IS THAT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????????? REALLY?????? HUH????? REALLY????? AWWWW MAANNNN! I LIKE IT!



He'd better watch it or it'll be squirting out da other end too!

Hehe, I just passed a little gas...



Yeah, we know!



EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!



I heard it too!!!



Ha-ha! I did too!

Off Road magazine? No piano tech manual?

Maybe I can just blend in with crowd and no one will notice
But I don't like carots

























They'll never know as long as I keep a straight face

hehehehehe.

Hey Ralph...what's up

























I don't know...what's up with you

I left work early to pick up My new glasses (wrong size)
How do I look?



I had Karate lessons so watch it BUDDY!



I'm not sure, but I think, it was more of a dance lessons class.

I was late for my 1st tuning appointment yesterday





























Today I'm just hangin round the house






































I'll just lay back and read a book

Now, I think I'm getting a migraine



Uh oh, I don't think all the 'fast-food' and exercise is agreeing with me



I tried doing some aerobics
In the living room



I think it's time to brush my teeth.



I read them their
Nightly bedtime story

And they finally went to sleep

Well, you all, enjoy your weekend and next week. I am going on vacation for 9 days. We'll see you back here in the funny papers after that!

Have fun!!!! Have a great Fourth everyone!

If I could rest my head for just one minute



















Sometimes things just fall between the cracks