Cats do the darndest things.

Well it's time to start practicing the piano again


















This one is a two bagger

If you're trying to get out of the heat
the fridge might be the best place



























This was a bad idea

Ahahaha, I've known more than one cat who would have loved to do that fridge thingy. Most cats enjoy fishing until the last picture happens.

Hello everyone. I'm back from a great week of FUN vacation time. I just finished playing catch up. Takes a while. We had a great time. The weather was perfect! Hot, great swimming weather but, I forgot my camera! Oops. Oh well! We're heading back up again this coming Saturday for yet, another week of fun filled vacation time! Whoopeeeeee! But, in the meantime....

It's good to have you back Jerry from your vacation

Street violence is everywhere
































Vacation in the woods

Thanks Daryl!

Happy onions everyone

























Wanna play fetch

Time to head out for another week's vacation tomorrow. Enjoy life people, we only get one of them...



HEY! I wuz just kiddin there dude!!!!!



Take THAT you meany! They call me super doggie!

I am performing my OWN song and it is called...



Uhhhmmm, wha happan?



Listen up you! I'm only saying this ONE MORE TIME!

Let's start a band












OK I'll be the lead singer

























and I'll be the backup singer and throw in some harmony

Hot DOG, I got me a Steinway for my birthday!



Rats.... Do ya think I can play dat dar, chip munks song?

Naw, he's like..."Finally!! A piano my own size."

That sounds good Howie!

I'm gonna lay back and watch a movie

























Wise old dog

Sound familiar....

Jerry, reminds me of the two cowboys out in the desert and one gets bit by a rattlesnake...

I heard that one too Les! Just as funny!

We know we're getting old when..........



And bald when..........

Let's hope for a breakthrough















Hot and cold instruments

Those are just too funny!!

Howie and Daryl,

That reminds me of this joke:

Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter , who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.

The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on...a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The woman replies, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck"

That's a good one Jerry
It's nice to wake up to a good joke every morning

Are you experienced
























Poor Ed
























Poor Bob

I'm back from a "mini vacation." Left last Thursday, came home today. Time for a little fun again....

One for you Daryl,

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

(Well, my job is done …..Your turn!)

Everyone loves Guns and Roses...



Born to Rock!



I Will Cut You!



Sup, G?

How was the vacation, Jerry?

Hi Howie,

The vacation time is/was going sweet thank you. I cut this last one short by 4 1/2 days due to being busy. People are wanting it done sooner than I can usually get at it so I came home early but, I'm still only working 1/2 days this week. The extra $$$ isn't hurting anything either.

The weather was perfect up there. Couldn't really ask for much better weather. Hot, humid, great kayaking, boating and swimming weather. I love it up there!

Thanks for asking!

My son Joe took off with my boat but, doesn't this picture just make you want to set back and stare at the water and maybe go swimming or fishing?



Is that edible?



On 2nd thought, I ain't a feeling so red hot....



That's right baby, I still got it!

Vuvuzela Greatest Hits CD is now on sale



























It must be football season