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#1622889 - 02/18/11 11:55 AM Oxymorons - Confused?
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#1753664 - 09/16/11 04:11 PM Re: Oxymorons - Confused? [Re: Piano World]
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Nice!


3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Luckily we have more than one dictionary?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

In the newspaper? laugh

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Check Webster wink
1. a sharp or resounding blow.
2. a try or attempt
3. a specified share of or contribution to something


12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

No, you can't expect the unexpected

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

Yes interesting

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

That I like it does not mean that the boss likes it laugh

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

The lingery is for ugly women to hide themselves in. They only take off the lingery AFTER you're blinded laugh

21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Because the symptoms of broken buttons and flat batteries are similar?
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#1778008 - 10/27/11 07:14 AM Re: Oxymorons - Confused? [Re: Piano World]
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Loc: Texas, USA
Why do we park in the driveway and drive down the Parkway?

Why do we call them jumbo shrimp?

Whey do we send something by ship something and call it freight, send something by train and call it cargo, send something by car and call it a shipment?
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