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Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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There were probably many, many times this year when I may have..... Disturbed You, Troubled You, Pestered You, Irritated You, Bugged You, or got on your Nerves!! So today, I just wanted to tell you.... <> <> <> <> Suck it up Cupcake!! Cause there AIN'T NO CHANGES Planned for 2011!!
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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Christmas Carolers Bad cat Smile it's Christmas Lose a few pounds Santa
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I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect. I have kleptomania, But when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. In just two days from now, Tomorrow will be yesterday. I may be schizophrenic, But at least I have each other. Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
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Merry Christmas to all the tuner/techs here. I posted some pics of my piano here.
Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons.
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Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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I'm a steam roller baby Sounds good to me Standin on the corner watchin all the cats go by
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We're going to Granny's this week for din din so off to granny's I goes. Watch it buddy!!! I stuck! I stuck!! And you thought you were cute?
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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To much home work.... How old are you again? Stupid humans, here we go again... I scratch you soon... A little closer, closer now,, more,,, more,,,, OOPS!
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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Lecture Tour with A Difference
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly. --------------------------------------------- A New Year's Wish
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death. ----------------------------------- New Year Jokes - One Liners
To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year. I gave up thinking.
Definition of a hangover: Wrath of Grapes. ------------------------------------ Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover
1. You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil's pets. 2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still." 3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint. 4. The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, "Step right up and give it whirl!" 5. You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight. 6. You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet. 7. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position. 8. Your catch phrase is, "Never again." 9. You could purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed. 10. Your new response to "Good morning," is "Be quiet!"
Yappy Who Near everyone. Here's wishing you the best one ever!!!!
Jer
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Lecture Tour with A Difference
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly. So...who is Roger?
Eric Gloo Piano Technician Certified Dampp-Chaser Installer Richfield Springs, New York
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I donno... I'm just the "post it man." Maybe his twin brodda?
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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Have a Happy New Year with more fish Oh please have a Happy New Year
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If you're into Irony.... I'm a Sea GULL, got that!? I can do what I want so, feed me! OK, will do. I'll just walk around it instead, no problem. Don't know what to say about this one.
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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Got more for ya.. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?' The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.' Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? " Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ......'
Jerry Groot RPT Piano Technicians Guild Grand Rapids, Michigan www.grootpiano.comWe love to play BF2.
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I am now ready for the storm Friends are forever I need to test the drinking water
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Reese is a great actress with or without a spoon Smile for the camera I should have practiced more
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