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#1939243 - 08/08/12 09:41 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Yep, that'll kill ya.



In bronze!



Expired.

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#1939743 - 08/09/12 06:25 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Memories are all we have

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#1939943 - 08/09/12 04:02 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Truth in advertising.



CYA!



Says it all.

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Grand Rapids, Michigan
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#1939946 - 08/09/12 04:12 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beryl!
Beryl who?
Beryl of beer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-citing to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Grand Rapids, Michigan
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We love to play BF2.

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#1940071 - 08/09/12 09:24 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Jerry Groot RPT]
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Loc: Florida


One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,


'Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?
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#1940084 - 08/09/12 10:13 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Loc: Grand Rapids Michigan
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Jerry Groot RPT
Piano Technicians Guild
Grand Rapids, Michigan
www.grootpiano.com

We love to play BF2.

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#1940096 - 08/09/12 11:02 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Loc: Farmington, MO
Our guy at church that does our announcements always ends with a joke before we all shake hands. Some of them are really bad but here's is my favorite one...Don't remember it exactly, but I'll just make up what I can't remember...


This boy goes to meet his new teacher. Trying to get to know the new student, the teacher asks the boy what his parents do for a living. The boy says. "My dad is a magician." The teacher said, "WOW! That's really cool! What kind of tricks does he do?" The boy said, "He cuts people in half." "My goodness" said the teacher, "Well do you have any brothers or sisters?" The boy says, "Yes, One sister and two half brothers." LOL!!!!
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#1940343 - 08/10/12 01:33 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Loc: Grand Rapids Michigan
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
4. Sing Along At The Opera.
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
6. When Leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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Grand Rapids, Michigan
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#1940773 - 08/11/12 10:17 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Daryl Durand Offline
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Loc: Missouri USA
I could use some coffee right now





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#1940840 - 08/11/12 01:01 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Daryl Durand]
piano joy Offline
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Posts: 807
Loc: Florida
This just in...


NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars.
Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn.
This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.

(A Man’s Point of View/www.facebook.com/Women and Dating)
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#1940993 - 08/11/12 07:01 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Posts: 6828
Loc: Grand Rapids Michigan


Not anymore...





What the...!

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#1940994 - 08/11/12 07:04 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Saw this on Facebook and it made me laugh.....then think ..... then laugh again!
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#1941321 - 08/12/12 10:40 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Posts: 6828
Loc: Grand Rapids Michigan


Not any more.

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Grand Rapids, Michigan
www.grootpiano.com

We love to play BF2.

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#1941616 - 08/12/12 07:58 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Jerry Groot RPT]
piano joy Offline
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Loc: Florida
Love that tombstone! I think I saw one once in an old cemetery up near Boston, Mass eons ago that read:

I told you I was sick!


( ha ha)
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#1942776 - 08/14/12 08:02 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Posts: 6828
Loc: Grand Rapids Michigan
How do you get a sweet lil ole 80 year old woman to use the F word? Get another sweet lil ole lady to yell BINGO!!!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!!

The only mistery in life, is why Kamakiza pilots wore helmets?

If evolution is a fact, why do mothers only have two hands?

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Always borrow money from a pessimist, he'll never expect it back.

A word to the wise "Ain't" necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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Grand Rapids, Michigan
www.grootpiano.com

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#1943495 - 08/16/12 12:36 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Sorry, I have been away having "fun in the sun"!
Sending this pic out to Horowitzian! He'a a CAT lover! grin



Edited by Diane... (08/16/12 12:41 AM)
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#1943501 - 08/16/12 12:57 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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And I'll send this "piano car" out to anyone who can "tune a piano and a car" AT THE SAME TIME! grin



Edited by Diane... (08/16/12 12:58 AM)
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#1943891 - 08/16/12 02:39 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Lay some fish on the strings and you add yet another skill!
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#1944039 - 08/16/12 06:31 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Minnesota Marty]
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Originally Posted By: Minnesota Marty
Lay some fish on the strings and you add yet another skill!


You confuse me Marty! What "skill" would THAT be????

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#1944071 - 08/16/12 07:41 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Minnesota Marty Offline

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Diane, It's the ancient "I can't tune a piano, but I can tuna fish."
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#1944077 - 08/16/12 07:59 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Diane...]
Horowitzian Offline
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Originally Posted By: Diane...
Sorry, I have been away having "fun in the sun"!
Sending this pic out to Horowitzian! He'a a CAT lover! grin




Awwwwwwwwwwwww, how cute. smile
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#1944545 - 08/17/12 03:35 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Daryl Durand Offline
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Posts: 419
Loc: Missouri USA
One cup of coffee keeps me goin



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#1944594 - 08/17/12 04:45 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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Loc: Western Canada
Are we "fishing" for piano players. Or is this the Tuna Fish mARTY was talking about! grin



Edited by Diane... (08/17/12 04:56 PM)
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#1944596 - 08/17/12 04:49 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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Loc: Western Canada
Is this thread getting CHEEZY!!!!

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#1944600 - 08/17/12 04:52 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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Time to CLASS this thread up and get it up to SPEED!!!
Add some WHITE!
So it's 89 keys isn't Marty!?? hahahahahahahaha
Marty, you better go to the piano and start . . . counting! grin

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#1944615 - 08/17/12 05:05 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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And just in case this thread IS getting too cheezy...

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#1944632 - 08/17/12 05:33 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Loc: Grand Rapids Michigan
Speaking of cheesy, here are a cuople of cheesy jokes sent from the cottage..

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you but don't start anything."

Doc, I can't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home.
That sounds like Tom Jones Symdrome.
Is it common? It's not that Unusual....

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted "DOCTOR DOCTOR I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!"
The doctor replied, - I know you can't - I've cut off your amrs....

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh........
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#1944684 - 08/17/12 07:03 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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SOMEONE ... has too much time on their hands! grin



Edited by Diane... (08/17/12 07:04 PM)
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#1945698 - 08/19/12 06:27 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Loc: Grand Rapids Michigan
Vacations done! For another week that izzzzzzzzzz..

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#1945701 - 08/19/12 06:31 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Back to the grindstone? grin
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