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#1738563 - 08/22/11 07:14 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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No words are necessary.



My favorite. Look at the other kids laughing...





K, here's the deal... I won't eat you, if you won't eat me. OK?



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#1738643 - 08/22/11 10:09 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Lovely weather we are having, but . . . are any of you
Northerners ready for the "WHITE STUFF"! & I'm not
talking about "cake"! grin



Edited by Diane... (08/22/11 10:10 PM)
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#1738743 - 08/23/11 12:48 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Les Koltvedt Offline
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Diane.....shhhhhhhh
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#1738943 - 08/23/11 10:22 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Daryl Durand Offline
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I'm not quite ready for the white stuff yet

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#1739300 - 08/23/11 08:56 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Repeat after meeee. NO WHITE STUFF NO WHITE STUFF NO WHITE STUFF NO WHITE STUFF NO WHITE STUFF

AAAAAAhhhh, diiiiddddd you haave tooo ssssaaaayyyy WHITE STUFF??? HUH???

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Piano Technicians Guild
Grand Rapids, Michigan
www.grootpiano.com

We love to play BF2.

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#1740247 - 08/25/11 08:30 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Daryl Durand Offline
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Ahhhh a breath of spring air

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#1740747 - 08/26/11 12:29 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Daryl Durand]
Diane... Offline
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Originally Posted By: Daryl Durand
I'm not quite ready for the white stuff yet


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh PLEAZZZZZZE . . . that deserved a REPEAT sign! lol
Daryl, I laughed so hard at that, I cried!!!!!


Edited by Diane... (08/26/11 12:37 AM)
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#1740750 - 08/26/11 12:35 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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Loc: Western Canada
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#1740801 - 08/26/11 03:39 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Mark R. Online   content
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Here's a funny.

1. Open Google Maps and go to "Get directions".
2. Type China as your starting point.
3. Type Taiwan as your destination and press "GET DIRECTIONS".
4. Read step 56.

Enjoy the weekend!
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#1740879 - 08/26/11 09:00 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Nutrition is very important so I stick to a pyramid diet

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#1742113 - 08/28/11 03:28 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Daryl Durand]
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Originally Posted By: Daryl Durand
Nutrition is very important so I stick to a pyramid diet
[

Well Daryl, this cat tried this "pyramid diet" & this cat officially has
8 lives LEFT! . . . & another life is leaving soon! grin

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#1742121 - 08/28/11 03:42 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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Then on the "flip side" of fat cat is "skinny dog"!
The dog can sit on the piano, but the cat can't! grin

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#1742228 - 08/28/11 06:56 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Daryl Durand Offline
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If your going to sit on a piano
then you will need a grilled Chicken diet
































Or you might become a Goodyear Blimp

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#1742324 - 08/28/11 09:56 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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Even people need some EXERCISE in between tunings or piano practice! Just don't wear shoes on the piano! grin

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#1742484 - 08/29/11 08:21 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Daryl Durand Offline
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Dancing is good exercise but I have 2 left feet

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#1742689 - 08/29/11 03:20 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Daryl Durand]
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BOOM HEADSHOT!!!



How is everyone?? smile
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#1742724 - 08/29/11 04:36 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman
in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was
reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'
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On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents '
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'
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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'
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It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked. 'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'
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While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'
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While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be
unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'
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A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?'

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'?


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Grand Rapids, Michigan
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#1743725 - 08/31/11 09:42 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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What's worse than a Texas tornado




























Oh

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#1743779 - 08/31/11 11:31 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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Loc: Western Canada
This piano wasn't tied down! grin



Edited by Diane... (08/31/11 12:15 PM)
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#1744354 - 09/01/11 08:47 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Daryl Durand Offline
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And the hits just keep on comin

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#1744575 - 09/01/11 03:20 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Daryl Durand]
Diane... Offline
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Originally Posted By: Daryl Durand
Dancing is good exercise but I have 2 left feet



Have to REPEAT this picture again! So funny Daryl! Loved that! 2 left feet! grin
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#1744577 - 09/01/11 03:21 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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No EXERCISE required here! grin

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#1744578 - 09/01/11 03:24 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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But for some people, just getting on the piano is EXERCISE! grin DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.

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#1744580 - 09/01/11 03:27 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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Doing stuff like THAT can damage a piano, I'm guessing grin

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#1744747 - 09/01/11 07:36 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Loc: Grand Rapids Michigan
Yes, I have pictures too but, some of these are cute!

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road, and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France , would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat say to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortuneteller who escaped from prison was at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine .
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Piano Technicians Guild
Grand Rapids, Michigan
www.grootpiano.com

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#1744915 - 09/02/11 03:47 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Mark R. Online   content
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Posts: 1865
Loc: Pretoria, South Africa
Jerry, no. 15 should read...

... was a small medium at large.

wink
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#1744924 - 09/02/11 04:40 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Horowitzian Offline
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Jerry I'm pretty sure you posted that like 50 pages back. :-P
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#1745128 - 09/02/11 02:35 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Daryl Durand Offline
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Posts: 419
Loc: Missouri USA
You can get a lot of exercise Diane
by playing all the keys on a piano

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#1745343 - 09/02/11 10:00 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Loc: Grand Rapids Michigan
Heck Howie, I can't remember what I did today let alone what I posted 50 pages back! Lol!
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Jerry Groot RPT
Piano Technicians Guild
Grand Rapids, Michigan
www.grootpiano.com

We love to play BF2.

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#1745394 - 09/02/11 11:51 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Hehe, I'm just kidding. It's still some funny stuff!!
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