What the heck mom, dat ain't no chicken, you sick? When do I get a turn? His ear's warm nough now mom!
Whaddau lookin at, dis taint' funny!!!
Hey mom, wake up! Time to play mom, wake up mom!!
Well, you coulda left me somtin!
Thought I would just toss this one in for the ladies...
Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river.
Needing to get to the other side,
the first man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs
and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms
and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour
after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:
'God,please give me the strength,
the tools and the intelligence
to cross the river'
Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.
She checked the map,
hundred yards up stream
and walked across the bridge.