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#1988151 - 11/18/12 12:34 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Same color as "SNOW"!
Just that "snow" doesn't taste as good. grin

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#1988167 - 11/18/12 01:20 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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#1988202 - 11/18/12 03:25 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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I was looking for gum and got tased

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#1988817 - 11/20/12 04:23 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Thanksgiving is getting close

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#1989060 - 11/20/12 07:00 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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#1989175 - 11/20/12 11:57 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Hope you Tuner's get a chance to "PUT YOUR FEET UP" this Thanksgiving Holiday. Enjoy yourself. Don't think PIANOs> If you can help it! grin

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#1989379 - 11/21/12 12:16 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Diane...]
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Originally Posted By: Diane...
Hope you Tuner's get a chance to "PUT YOUR FEET UP" this Thanksgiving Holiday. Enjoy yourself. Don't think PIANOs> If you can help it! grin


I'm just thinking about all the pocket change that is going to get stuck between the keys!
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#1989397 - 11/21/12 12:58 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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The Beagle has my vote



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#1989599 - 11/21/12 10:14 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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We love to play BF2.

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#1989801 - 11/22/12 01:40 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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This "art" went for a pretty penny.
I think they should have just KEPT the PRETTY PENNY~ grin

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#1989826 - 11/22/12 03:30 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Wow am I stuffed



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#1990199 - 11/24/12 02:03 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Edited by Diane... (11/24/12 02:05 AM)
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#1990200 - 11/24/12 02:08 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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#1990686 - 11/25/12 12:07 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Sounds like an easy job

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#1990909 - 11/26/12 02:25 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Diane...]
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Originally Posted By: Diane...


I regret to say that I've been that someone before.









....I swear the door in question was not marked! grin
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#1990916 - 11/26/12 02:46 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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And you probably will be that someone again, just like the rest of us!
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#1991103 - 11/26/12 01:53 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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It just proves that you are gifted!
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#1991854 - 11/28/12 08:13 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Pick that bugg out of your nose

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#1992206 - 11/28/12 11:37 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Daryl Durand]
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Originally Posted By: Daryl Durand
Pick that bugg out of your nose


THAT . . . takes the "cake" Daryl! (wink)


Edited by Diane... (11/28/12 11:40 PM)
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#1992228 - 11/29/12 12:22 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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#1992459 - 11/29/12 03:09 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: rysowers]
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It just proves that you are gifted!


ahahaha, that was on a "Far Side" calendar I used to have. laugh
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#1992559 - 11/29/12 07:14 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.

In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.
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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A University of Mississippi football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week;
the other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the South Carolina football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
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What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player’s life?

Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.
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#1993111 - 12/01/12 08:17 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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#1993139 - 12/01/12 10:16 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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You might be a redneck if you cut your toenails with a grinder



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#1994352 - 12/03/12 09:16 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks.”

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and ill show u A-flat minor.

What did the grape say when it got stomped on.Nothing but it let out a little wine.(whine)

The bicycle couldnt stand on its own cuz it was 2 tired.

The butcher backed up into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

To hats were hanging on a hat wall one said to the other u stay here ill go on a head.

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.
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#1994549 - 12/04/12 09:38 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Someone said put your TRUCK LIGHTS ON . . .
Think the guy's name was . . . JERRY! (wink)

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#1994614 - 12/04/12 12:10 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Originally Posted By: Horowitzian
Originally Posted By: rysowers
It just proves that you are gifted!


ahahaha, that was on a "Far Side" calendar I used to have. laugh


Well PUsh and PUll both start with the letters "PU"
So it's universal to get confused. Not just confusing for BLONDES" . . . wink Universally confusing!

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#1994616 - 12/04/12 12:16 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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To do or not to do, that is the question! grin



But maybe there are WORSE things to worry about! wink

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#1994661 - 12/04/12 01:40 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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It is soooooo cold. I'm so MAD I could BITE something!
But "Frost bite" isn't looking so bad after all!
Things could be WORSE . . . yet again! grin



Edited by Diane... (12/04/12 01:42 PM)
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#1995281 - 12/06/12 12:49 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Well I better get back to work before the boss catches me



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