Same color as "SNOW"!
Just that "snow" doesn't taste as good.

I was looking for gum and got tased

Thanksgiving is getting close

Hope you Tuner's get a chance to "PUT YOUR FEET UP" this Thanksgiving Holiday. Enjoy yourself. Don't think PIANOs> If you can help it!

I'm just thinking about all the pocket change that is going to get stuck between the keys!

The Beagle has my vote

This "art" went for a pretty penny.
I think they should have just KEPT the PRETTY PENNY~

Wow am I stuffed

Sounds like an easy job

I regret to say that I've been that someone before.









....I swear the door in question was not marked!

And you probably will be that someone again, just like the rest of us!

It just proves that you are gifted!

Pick that bugg out of your nose

THAT . . . takes the "cake" Daryl! (wink)

ahahaha, that was on a "Far Side" calendar I used to have.

Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.

In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.
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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A University of Mississippi football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week;
the other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the South Carolina football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
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What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player’s life?

Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.

You might be a redneck if you cut your toenails with a grinder

“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks.”

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and ill show u A-flat minor.

What did the grape say when it got stomped on.Nothing but it let out a little wine.(whine)

The bicycle couldnt stand on its own cuz it was 2 tired.

The butcher backed up into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

To hats were hanging on a hat wall one said to the other u stay here ill go on a head.

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.

Someone said put your TRUCK LIGHTS ON . . .
Think the guy's name was . . . JERRY! (wink)

Well PUsh and PUll both start with the letters "PU"
So it's universal to get confused. Not just confusing for BLONDES" . . . Universally confusing!

To do or not to do, that is the question!



But maybe there are WORSE things to worry about!

It is soooooo cold. I'm so MAD I could BITE something!
But "Frost bite" isn't looking so bad after all!
Things could be WORSE . . . yet again!

Well I better get back to work before the boss catches me