The "For Lease Navidad" is a hoot! For some reason it took me a few seconds to understand the point, ... but it was worth the wait.

Good help is hard to find

You get to stay all winter? hehe

Nope. Only a week this time. Hoping for a month or so next year. It never turns out the way I'd like for it to turn out. I'm to busy to be away for to long.

A week is better than nothing!

You can say that again! The weather down there was lovely. We swim in the ocean on the Atlantic side for four days in a row. The waves were so nice that we could ride them with a boogie board which I did for about two hours. Or we can ride the waves body surfing. I love doing that. I'm 56 years old, my two sons are 22 and 25, but, I lasted longer than they did. They tired out before me. Good thing too because I was tired when they quit. Exhausted is more like it! But it wasn't long And I was back out doing it again. What fun!

You swam in the Atlantic this time of year? Jerry, it's friggin' freezing !!!!!

We were on Cocoa Beach. The water was fine there. Lots of people swimming with the sharks.

If you think the Atlantic is cold this time of the year, you should try around here in the summer!

Oooooh nooooo!
Wasn't it Mark Twain who said " the coldest winter I ever spent was the summer in San Francisco!"

(beautiful countryside, however!!!)

Well up here we are freezing our ... well, how do I say this politely!

Candles? You're freezing your candles? Did I get it right? (Bet I did.)

Close David, but no cigar or candles.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Here's a word picture, just for you! Guess again!

Maybe she did not pay her bills, and so her assets are being frozen. In this case, the piano!

Obviously a bun warmer is in order to thaw the frozen assets. Is there such a thing as a piano cozy?

hahahahahaha
freezing her "ass"ets! hahahaha
Here's a clue! Guess it yet!

How deep can one possibly burro into this thread to solve the mystery?

burro! hahahahaha
Well, smaller is maybe harder to see. I'm guessing.

Awww - It's so cute. Butt, it's always an asset when something so adorable comes along!

Darn! There are candles in both pictures featuring the lady in the red dress, so I was sure I had it right. Then there are pictures of donkeys. I don't get it. What do donkeys have to do with candles?

David? You must be ... "BLONDE"!

Busted!!!

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No I'm not really, just thought it would be funny to say that. I'm not blonde, but I try to think like one. How'm I doin'?

Hmm! Not blonde, not busted? That is enough for some guys to say, "Not interested!"

On the other hand, Diane is probably not interested in a guy who is "busted!"

I find a strange attraction to busty burros, however.

I'll just let you mule that over for awhile.

I'll burro in for a few puns myself. I mean, we are all making "jackasses" out of ourselves anyway, right?

You know really, Donkey's are smart. They have a lot of brayin power....

He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it...

Jer, your donkey puns are MULE-tilating this thread!

OK, I know when I'm outclassed. I'm gonna' go away and think up something really funny-like. I'll be back.

Don't hold your breath though. With my two watt brain this may take some time.

(I wonder if I was born blonde and got switched at birth.)

Brays be to God. We are coming up with great puns!

Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A: A wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?
A: A winky wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye?
A: A winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano?
A: A plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?
A: A stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?
A: A thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind that has been attacked by a squid?
A: An inky thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.