Jerry, is that what happens after there is an unfortunate accident involving a piano action?

Yes!!!! You should have seen what I did to my tie!!!

Just for you...

It's tax time again

My turn again!

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, I know how you feel. My Mom makes me ride in the stroller too..'
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As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing.
After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them..'
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Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old Granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. 'In ten years,' I said, 'you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now.
Carolyn shrugged. 'In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway.'
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Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children..
One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle. 'No, no, no!' she screamed. 'Lizzie,' scolded her mother, 'that's not polite behavior.' With that, the girl yelled even louder, 'No, thank you! No, thank you!
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On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, 'Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?' After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, 'You don't have to make up something, Dad It's okay if you don't know the answer.'
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Just before I was deployed to Iraq , I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. 'I'm going to be away for a long time,' I told him. 'I'm going to Iraq ..' 'Why?' he asked. 'Don't you know there's a war going on over there?'
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Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children stricken with cancer, AIDS, and blood
Diseases. One afternoon, he and is wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients wouldn't know Newman was a famous movie star, explained, that's the man who made this camp possible. Maybe you've seen his picture on his salad dressing bottle?' Blank stares. 'Well, you've probably seen his face on his lemonade carton.' An eight-year-old girl perked up. 'How long was he missing?'
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God's Problem Now:

His wife's graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."
A smile - is a sign of joy.
A hug - is a sign of love.
A laugh - is a sign of happiness.
And a friend like me?-Well that's just a sign of good taste!
We'll be friends until I am senile.
Then we'll be NEW friends.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

So, money doesn't grow on trees (even though money's made from WOOD) So looks like pianos grow on trees though!

Your PIANO arrived, and it's ...ROCKIN'
Some . . . might call it ART!

And it's Friday the 13th! so . . .



WATCH OUT!

And it just not FRIDAY the 13th without ... THRILLER!

Must be a blonde...



Woo hooooooooooooo! Let's Dance!!!!!!!!

It's Friday the 13th

Even horses get scared!

My grandmother would drive 20 miles out of her way to get around where she saw a black cat had crossed the road. "Where are we going now grandma?" "Another way".

I pull 'em out of trees:

NEWS HEADLINE OF THE DAY!!!

The streets were BARE . . .(I say that with a CAPITAL B!!!) and then we got snow yesterday! SNOW!! Can you believe IT!!! UNBELIEVABLE""""""
How did THIS picture get up here. I'm sure I posted a different one. Oh well, officer CHARGE this man with looking so darn good!!!!
With all the new fallen snow, I needed SOMETHING to cheer ME up! . . . this works!

How did you get my picture?

gosh, I FINALLY had something funny to post, but who can follow this act?!
Let's just leave this be for a while...and enjoy, shall we?
No one else post anything! (ha ha)

That picture of BOB, . . . relaxes me as much as this would!
And Bob, I'll see you at 8:00!!!!!!!!

Dean Martin had a big hit on this one