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Moonlight Serenade



































I started off as a road musician

Old Farmer's Advice

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered…...not yelled.

Meanness don't just happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don 't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back,
You'll enjoy it a second time.

Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with,
Watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

I have that framed up on my wall...no kidding! Good advice.

Hey, this thread is less than 50,000 views away from a million!!

I'm having a piano burning party - BYOB



































Abby Road


























This guitar has that broke in look to it

Watch there buddy! I kick your BUTT's all over the place!!


A lil racy?


What's for dinner tonight?

You young people go ahead and laugh, you too will be there before you know it.

Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini-van with two flat tires..

Two elderly gentlemen

from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Hospital regulations

require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

Couple in their nineties

are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'

A senior citizen

said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'

Three old guys

are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'

Morris,

an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'


One more.. . .!
A little old man

shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

My old golfing buddy, Tom & and his wife, had to take his dad, 94, to the Doctor, they felt Alzheimer was starting to set in. Into the exam room they went, the Doctor proceeded to ask him a bunch of questions; who was the first president, how old he was, where he was born...etc. My friend and his dad went back out into the waiting room for a bit, his dad looked at him and said, 'the Doctor asked me lot of questions in there, didn't he?' Tom replied 'yes he did'. His dad looked him straight in the eye and said 'at my age, what do I need to know all that for?' kinda makes you think, don't it?

btw, this is a true story

Geesh, I just about forgot how to post a picture!
This thread is still going strong!
Just a "note" to post to say I'm still watching! . . . wink!
Just a blast from the past!



guess I have forgotten! will try this again! . . .

Just wanted to let you all know that I'm "back"! . . . wink!

Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Welcome back Diane!!! You manage to get married yet???

It's cold here tonight. Supposed to be something like 2 degree's.

What some people do when it snows...





Ahhhhh CHEWWWW! Or, is he going to barf???







Here's what the guy two pictures above wants!





You know you've had enough of winter when..........

Well, it's toooooo COLD to PLAY OUTSIDE, so I'm back here to play!

Thanks for the welcome back Jerry, so check your messages!
I left you a "small" message! . . .

It looks like HOROWITZIAN is AWAY doing OTHER stuff!
And nice to see the "wheels" didn't come OFF this thread! . . .

7 degree's here now.






Yesterday's meals on wheels!

Hey Jerry,
I heard Horowitzian got MARRIED! Something about a "Big Bust"! . . .

Or was it that Horowitzian got KICKED OUT of the FORUMS because of bad behaviour! . . .

I have no words for this! ... art!

I remember my first dance





































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