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HEY DARYL,
Want to go out in GRAND style & PAINT the town RED!???

Should ALSO let you know Daryl,. . . I'm a HANDFUL!
. . . & a bit of a TIGER!

Haha, Daryl's in trouble now!!

Help!!!



Isn't that just like me to be a stinker?? Huh???

Well just bend over Jerry while I give you a swift kick!
Don't listen to him Daryl, I don't bite! . . .

Ouch that must have hurt

Hey Diane
Did the little piggy cry we we we all the way home

Funny Daryl, I'll take that as a NO!
Well, I'm just going sit here at the piano & sing;
"SOMEDAY MY PIANO TUNER/TECHNICIAN, WILL COME!

It's always good to talk things out before tying the knot

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting..

Then, tried being a Chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Hey guys, I won't be AROUND for a while, BUTT will be back soon!
Keep it moving! Honest, I'm away for about 2 weeks! Try & miss me!

You make sure you find your way back!!!

I miss you already Diane
It won't be the same here without you

Hurry back Diane, I think Daryl wants to marry you!!!!!!!!

Young man overheard on a Berlin street, asking a traffic officer:
"Can you tell me how I can reach the Berlin Philharmonic?"

Says the cop:
"Practise, practise, practise."

Now ya see it




















Now ya don't

Photo's of irony...



Friend of mine calls it "Weight Waddlers."

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
"How about a drink?" The bartender says,
"Sure, the toilet is right down the hall."






































A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
"I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."

LOL Daryl!!