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#2003582 - 12/23/12 05:11 PM 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar...
TrapperJohn Offline
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No they didn't...

Actually, they were baking in the oven when one of them said to the other "Boy, it sure is getting pretty hot in here", to which the other one said "Oh My God - a talking cookie!"


Tasty Christmas humor from Trap... smile
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#2003588 - 12/23/12 05:31 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: TrapperJohn]
UK Paul UK Offline
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Thats bloody awful mate!


What was beethovens favorite fruit.....


Banananaaaaaa!
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#2003601 - 12/23/12 06:03 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: TrapperJohn]
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Shame on both of you serving up this weak-sauce! C'mon, you're both capable of so much better!

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#2003610 - 12/23/12 06:22 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: mr_super-hunky]
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Originally Posted By: Mr Super-Hunky
Shame on both of you serving up this weak-sauce! C'mon, you're both capable of so much better!


Maybe we're not... frown

But I don't see how it could get any better laugh

"Weak-sauce"? Ha! Highly refined, deeply intellectual humor is not everyone's cup of tea (or tumbler of eggnog, as the case may be)...
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#2003615 - 12/23/12 06:37 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: TrapperJohn]
UK Paul UK Offline
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Im sticking with the weak sauce till i start murdering christmas carols on the piano tomorrow!


Then it'll be whiskey and cheese till boxing day. But not in the same glass.
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#2003616 - 12/23/12 06:39 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: TrapperJohn]
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.

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#2003660 - 12/23/12 08:36 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: justpin]
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve.
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#2003669 - 12/23/12 09:02 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: justpin]
TrapperJohn Offline
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Originally Posted By: justpin
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.


Unless it's a military mineshaft - then you get A flat major...or, more precisely, A flat major minor... smirk


Edited by TrapperJohn (12/23/12 09:02 PM)
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#2003673 - 12/23/12 09:21 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: UK Paul UK]
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Originally Posted By: UK Paul UK
...

Then it'll be whiskey and cheese till boxing day. But not in the same glass.



Every day is boxing day at Fedex and UPS...
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#2003719 - 12/23/12 11:51 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: TrapperJohn]
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To all of my U.S. friends in the ABF - Merry Cliff-mas! shocked
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#2003884 - 12/24/12 10:30 AM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: TrapperJohn]
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They don't write jokes this bad for Christmas crackers!
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#2003905 - 12/24/12 11:17 AM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: TrapperJohn]
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Santa came by the house last year. I said "Hey Santa, what's up?" He looked a bit down and said, "HO HO!" I said, "But Santa, where's that other HO. It's just not Christmas without all three." He said, "I know what you mean, but she wasn't feeling well. I had to leave her at home." And then he was gone.


Edited by TX-Dennis (12/24/12 11:18 AM)
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#2004008 - 12/24/12 03:05 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: TrapperJohn]
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Here's the complete (unexpurgated) gingerbread cookie dialog from the oven:

1st cookie: "Boy, it sure is getting pretty hot in here."

2nd cookie: "Oh My God - a talking cookie!"

1st cookie: "Look who's talking."
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#2004016 - 12/24/12 03:15 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: piano joy]
TrapperJohn Offline
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Originally Posted By: piano joy
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve.


And Eve said: "I don't think we've met - I don't know you from Adam".
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#2004029 - 12/24/12 03:50 PM Re: 2 Gingerbread Cookies Went Into a Bar... [Re: TrapperJohn]
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