Darn! 'Guess I should remove that dress from my wardrobe so's people won't laugh at me. (Don't be too hard on me. I was just trying to identify with my tuning customers.

Well, I'm sure they will LAUGH at you if you wear THIS (words escape me). . .
This takes the cake, or rather, this takes the PIANO BENCH! Turkey, #2

So, who ever said I was always on topic?



Turkey's included.

I've seen better legs on a . . . oh, never mind.

I installed Windows 8 on my computer over the weekend
and found out I have a problem - I need a new computer

Diane, can you cook a few meals for that poor model. She looks like she skipped a few too many. I think she thought the piano bench was a fashion statement due to low blood sugar.

Back track, Daryl. Backtrack. No one needs anything THAT advanced!

There is a joke in here somewhere! Okay, I'm done with "this subject" I PROMISE to move on!
This is the END . . . I promise!

Weather... you like it or not, you are getting a little touch of PINK!

I think I see my ex wife in there. Her head isn't facing us, but I can be pretty sure I know which one is her. (Was I supposed to say that?)

What a coincidence! My mother in law bears a remarkable resemblance to the exact same horse and a brother in law runs a close second. (I really need to get another family!)

David - I'll swap ya for my sister-in-law. The offer includes her entire family.

Let's see what Diane says about this!

http://www.videoman.gr/38710

(Thanks to Nikolaus at Pianist Corner)

I'm really surprised that the big guy didn't just knock 'em all down after all that slapping. Everyone's so darned squishy and PC these days.

I guess I should pass on the family swap. Better the devil ya know than the one ya don't!

That video is just "slap" happy! but This one is my fav!
This picture was originally posted by "Daryl"!& has become my 2012 FAVOURITE!
Thanks for this one Daryl, it made my day! . . .

Most of you probably already saw this one in full video, but I think it's fun! & cute! Dedicating this to you Horowitian for starting this thread. It's all Your fault! Oh yes it is! . . .

I would have knocked all 3 of those guys out, whipping on my body like that!

Yes, it IS Horowitian's fault for starting this thread! How's it feel to take the blame for that? haha!





We should use this next one as a bumper sticker!

Hey Horowitzian, just want to send you some "cat love"!
I know how much you love cats, so hope you "enjoy" this!

I'm waiting for the cat to JUMP UP and BITE that hand!!!

Right Diane???





Tomorrow I am going in to have my Gallbladder removed. Surgery is at 2:30. Supposedly, it is outpatient surgery. I probably won't be around for while. Ohhh, stop clapping already will ya???

Jerry, you were hearing the distinct sound of one hand clapping. (I'm running IP numbers to see who it was. 'So far, no luck.)

'Hope all goes well.

That person has "the clap!" haha!

Hey, Jerry. Why don't you tell your doctor that you really would like to try doing the operation yourself. Tell him that you don't have any plans to become a real professional doctor with a degree and education and all that, but a neighbor has given you a scalpel and some kitchen sponges, and if he (the dr.) would just explain the procedure via internet postings, you are sure that you could pull it off 'cause you are so good at repairing pianos and motor boats!

You could be a DIY surgeon!

Hey, that's a great idea!!!! I think I'll do that!!! Funny!

That's what my wife keeps telling me that she wants to do but, she wants to use a butter-knife!!!! Do you think she's got it in for me???

She's probably joking about the knife, but if she asks you to dress like this during deer season, there just might be a problem.
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Oh she already does that. She says "honey, did you remember to take along your horns this year?" I say, no, I'm leaving the devil at home this year.. hehehe.. That always gets me brownie points with her!

Wow! Jerry! That's not good! But if you have to have your gallbladder taken out, consider that 5 lbs you won't have to loose otherwise. And. . . about this next picture! I'm saying NOTHING! I got in trouble in another thread for saying people shouldn't be FAT! . . . But I'm not saying a WORD!...this time!

At first I laughed at the fat lifeguard and the fact that Diane repeated her fat-joke/insult while insisting that she wasn't going to do that again, ... then I started thinking. (always a dangerous activity if, as in my case, society exhibits a habit of questioning your sanity)

I was a lifeguard in my late teens and early twenties. All she would have to do if someone got in trouble would be to jump in. The resulting wave would wash the distressed swimmer up on the deck out of harms way, then she could use that little torpedo thingy attached to her right arm to swim back to the nearest reinforced ladder. There! 'Guess I showed those sanity questioners huh? Ha ha. 'Question my sanity will ya?:D

Surgeons consent form:

I Gerald Groot, being of sound mind, agree that my surgeon may examine my Gall Bladder, and if found to be in good condition, toss it out anyway, so it brings discomfort to no one else.

Signed

Jerry


Enjoy that Morphine pump, Jer!