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Male or Female?��You might not have known this,�but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.� Here are some examples:���

FREEZER BAGS:�

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.�

TIRES:�
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS:�
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:�
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.�

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PHOTOCOPIERS:�
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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Being in 1st place is sometimes a good thing

Ever had days like these??? If not, you haven't had a computer long enough.

Just in for a miniute from vacation! Have you ever been so tired, you don't know whether you are "Coming or Going?"
See you all soon!

And I'm just "lion" . . . around!

Scares me and I'm fearless

Paper training our little dog, Frank...



Zombies are nuts about brains



On guard!!!!

Mustard on mine please




























If I can find some

It 's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.

You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?

A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

when blondes have more fun do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you..

Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.

Yes well, just wondering if "tuners/techs can take their "DOGS" along on tunings?

For the Boy Tuners/Techs! and . . .


and for the Girl Tuners/Techs! . . .

Where do you guys & gals get this stuff....to good

Some people think piano tuners walk on water

Well, everyone, enjoy your week, next week. I'm on vacation AGAIN until August 14th so enjoy!!!!

I found this picture about 3 weeks ago, way before the news of Amy Winehouse broke! I just thought it was kinda funny! But, it is a shame of her passing, & I have her cd "Back to Black" which I am glad I have! Anyways, if this offends anyone, I certainly will take it down, just thought if is a tribute to her maybe! Kinda has her make up, & 8 more lives!

Guess you will be hard to REACH because I'm guessing you will be at the LAKE Jerry! Have fun!

Jer, have fun... hey, I can fill in for ya while your gone???? jk

Yep, we'll be holdin up the piano forum here for you Jerry!
Hurry back!

Again, your DIRECTIONS to your lake are a bit confusing Jerry!
Sorta like last years directions! . . .
New meaning to "YOU ARE HERE"!