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THAT . . . was MOST IMPRESSIVE Daryl!!!

Won't JERRY look impressive in this costume!
It's called the "Starving Artist's" Halloween Costume!
and . . . if I'm not here tomorrow, it's cause I got banned!

There must be a "joke" in there somewhere!!!
Anyways So here's a costume to "horse/donkey" around in!

Anybody else into the "halloween candy" already?
Come on, fess up, You are what you eat!!!

I'm trying to find the right Halloween costume for my dog

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Staying safe is good

This has gotta be "RUFF' . . .

Now this is COOL! Think this is from STAR WARS!?? Gotta love this idea!

Spuds McKensie in the 25th Century!

I'm upgrading my alarm system for my car

This is my dentist's daughter! Okay, NOT, but each year he DOES give out toothbrushes on Halloween!

And hope I don't scare you but here is the MONSTER piano!

They caught the guy who tried to park like this!!!!!



Here's his MUG SHOT!

Home On The Range

Handsome devil ain't I???

For Bob Maret, this sign is for you... You're not afraid of gaters!



GUYS THAT NEED SUPERVISION!