Did you see the news:
Fisherman opts to keep massive, 231-pound halibut
I clicked on this story just for the halibut
>Holy CARP thatâ€™s a big bass fish
> It probably took some REEL MUSSEL to haul that fish in!!
>Geez, muskie really show off like that?
>Looks to me like he's cuttle'n wit dat fish
>You're all funny hookers
>laughing my bass off
>this scampi happening.
>Busting a gut - may need a sturgeon
>Fell off my perch laughing, guys.
>These comments serve no porpoise
>That's no fluke.
>Way to CARPe diem!
>Frankly scallop I don't give a clam
>I heard it was so loud on the boat that he lost his herring
>I'm going to tuna you out and read the article.
>This article is carppyrighted
>They should have done a grouper photo
>someone could have snapper the picture am sure
>They are a bit roughy around the edges
>I'm going to start hammerheading someone if I hear one more fish funny.
>I can sea from your comment that you just love to SUCKer the fun out of everyone's day! Must have been a Halibut fight getting this into that boat!
>You're just a crab.
>There's something fishy about what's going on here...I can't sea why though. Oh well...I'm fin-nished now.
>I've haddock enough of this place.
>at least he doesn't have a crappie attitude about it - good job!
>He should have thrown it back. He's being shellfish.
>Oh what a Carp-out! He should've thrown it back.
>Did he have to krill that fish?
>Let us look at this from a different angler!
>You'd have to be a Bonefishhead to throw that monster back!
>SHADLY the fish had to die, but it will be good food.
>I think we should stop with these silly fish stories and sing a little tuna!
>You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
>I heard that one about 50 years ago. That's a classic tuna!
>Ok, some of these jokes are starting to flounder.
>I was having a crappie morning, I was floundering this morning.....but now I have a new focus in my life. Thanks guys!
>you guys are having a whale of a time! you got me all wall-eyed!
>I about lost my sole laughing at the comments! No more trollin for me today...
>Whale, he dolphinitely caught his limit. Some of you should scale back on the fish puns, you're becoming a pain in the bass.
>I don't know, something about this story seems a little fishy
>If you can't think of any better fish puns, let MINNOW!! I don't think any of your puns are ofishal anyway!
>Those of you who dislike these puns have no sole...
>I'm enjoying the comment section, no one brought up pollack-tics.
>You've marlin covered all of the types of fish.
>You guys are really scraping the bottom-feeder of the barrel for jokes!
>This is one crazy GROUP-ER what ever you want to call it.
>How funny are these comments on a (Scale) from 1 to 10?
>wishing now I bassed this thread up, I'm a Basset case now, Holy Mackerel thats a big fish
>Halibut everyone stop making these corny jokes. Hahaha
>I pike that one
>We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish punsâ€¨, BUT â€¨If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow
>COD dam, I was LONGFIN so hard I kEEled right over!
>I don't know if this rumor is true but I'm HERRING that he ate the whole thing in one night
>You guys are a bunch of clown fishes.
>>Fish puns are Cod's gift to comedy.
>i wonder if marlin manson reads these posts
>It's obviously a photoshop trick, but you've all taken it hook line and sinker!
>>That fish isn't photo shopped my bass
>My ANT-CHOVIE would love to grill these fillets.
>You can Mako me a Halibut steak any time....
>Ok Ok, time to knock this carp off. There is something fishy going on here. All of you just seem to be fishing for compliments
>>I trout it
>That story is abalone
>I've Haddock about enough of this.
>I'm laughing my HaliBut off!
>lets stop floundering around with these jokes guys.
>A master baiter such as myself could have done this as well.
>I should have just kelp it all to myself.
>COD I'm SHAD people aren't being negative this time. I've NETTED out I'm just sick of HERRING it.
>i didn't want to "fin-nish" this way, but on a "scale" of 1 to ten this is a ten.
>Let squid this nonsense!
>Let minnow what you think about it!
>Roe after roe of puns!