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#2052130 - 03/21/13 08:08 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: patH]
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Originally Posted By: patH


But a piano will not feel that. Although I'm not happy at the thought of a well-crafted piano just standing in a room without being played, I accept that a piano is not a person.


Yes, let's not forget that. A piano (acoustic or otherwise) is just as happy gathering dust as getting pounded daily by a ham-fisted would-be virtuoso. Or being used as an over-sized tray, or as an objet d'art, to impress the snooty arty types.

Ideally, of course, a piano should have at least two purposes, just as all humans (not just of the fairer sex) should be able to multi-task. Life is too short to be single-tasking in today's frenetic age. So, my piano is used as a tray, to hold some of my voluminous volumes of music scores, stacked up high on either side of the music stand; it is getting pounded daily by a would-be ham-fisted virtuoso (me); and last but not least, it is also gathering dust (as I haven't dusted it since it arrived in my humble abode).
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#2052143 - 03/21/13 08:56 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Pogorelich.]
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Originally Posted By: Pogorelich.
Originally Posted By: BruceD
Originally Posted By: Pogorelich.
[...]Is that better than two people in love getting married?

[...] a marriage is kind of cheapened if the main reason for getting hitched is money or whatever else...


Said, obviously, by a young starry-eyed romantic from a decidedly North American point of view. Given that the American divorce rate is almost 50% (46% in 2012), how strong an argument is that for "marrying for love"?

I am European.

OH! and why do you assume that the marriages based on "love" are the only ones to fall apart?


Not to mention that those same cultures that arrange marriages generally won't allow marriages to fall apart. Marriage statistics in such a culture are practically irrelevant. These people are culturally forced to accept their lot in life.

I don't care if some cultures claim that arranged marriages have their virtues or higher success rates - I think it's a basic human right and responsibility to choose one's own spouse. People should be able to take responsibility to determine their own destiny (regardless of whether half of them end in divorce). Whether or not a marriage hangs together is not the only thing at stake in marriage. There is freedom, risk and discovery in choosing your own spouse - and so there should be. We shouldn't view marriage as something that is locked in and guaranteed just because you manage to get somebody to sign on a dotted line. The relationship must promote growth and happiness, and if it can't be made to deliver that, it should fall apart.

Some relationships aren't meant to last forever - doesn't mean they don't function in highly significant ways to a person's life. We are on this earth to develop every bit as much as we are to live in a stable domestic home life. Most people who divorce or remarry are just as happy with how their life has gone as those who rigidly stuck to the one person their whole life and resented many things about that life.

No amount of "cultural" talk has ever convinced me otherwise on arranged marriages. It's a regressive step for humanity. Something from the dark ages. Controlling behaviour, impeding freedom, promoting class-based societies. Not for me. I'd take 50% failure rate of marriages in a free society over 100% success rate marriages in an arranged marriage society. The former allows personal growth, the second holds people by rules.

Anyway, anyone like pianos? grin

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#2052193 - 03/21/13 11:41 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Pogorelich.]
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Originally Posted By: Pogorelich.

Damon - what kind of a question is that? You think it's fair for some broad to marry a rich guy while not giving a damn about him, possibly having affairs left and right - is that fair to the guy, really? Is that better than two people in love getting married?


As long as they are two consenting adults, I don't see that it's any worse. Love is usually a passing notion. More hormones than anything else.

Originally Posted By: Pogorelich.

I am a cynic too at times, but come on... Love is the most powerful thing in the world and a marriage is kind of cheapened if the main reason for getting hitched is money or whatever else...


I see a lot of evidence that people want to marry for financial benefit. You can live with someone and "love" them without getting married. Just ask Goldie Hawn or Susan Sarandon.
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#2052200 - 03/21/13 11:56 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Damon]
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Originally Posted By: Damon
....Love is usually a passing notion. More hormones than anything else.

Would you agree that maybe that's just one kind of love?

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#2052201 - 03/22/13 12:05 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Mark_C]
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Originally Posted By: Mark_C
Originally Posted By: Damon
....Love is usually a passing notion. More hormones than anything else.

Would you agree that maybe that's just one kind of love?


Yes... It's attraction. We all have it all the time. But the other kind of love.. Lasts for a long long time.
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#2052203 - 03/22/13 12:13 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Pogorelich.]
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Originally Posted By: Pogorelich.
Originally Posted By: Mark_C
Originally Posted By: Damon
....Love is usually a passing notion. More hormones than anything else.

Would you agree that maybe that's just one kind of love?


Yes... It's attraction. We all have it all the time. But the other kind of love.. Lasts for a long long time.

That can happen. I am hoping so.
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#2052205 - 03/22/13 12:15 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Mark_C]
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Originally Posted By: Mark_C
Originally Posted By: Damon
....Love is usually a passing notion. More hormones than anything else.

Would you agree that maybe that's just one kind of love?


Sure, but I wouldn't marry for the other kinds.
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#2052225 - 03/22/13 01:14 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Damon]
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Originally Posted By: Damon
Originally Posted By: Mark_C
Originally Posted By: Damon
....Love is usually a passing notion. More hormones than anything else.

Would you agree that maybe that's just one kind of love?


Sure, but I wouldn't marry for the other kinds.


You would feel right at home in my city. Prostitution is legal by the act, by the minute, by the hour, by the day, you name it.

No marriage contract required to get a materially less well off partner to prostitute herself or himself in a longterm transactional relationship in exchange for money ...

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#2052226 - 03/22/13 01:14 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: pianoloverus]
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Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
Originally Posted By: theJourney
Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
Originally Posted By: wr
I had a neighbor living in a second-floor apartment who went to enormous expense not only to acquire a grand piano, but to remove a window and its frame so as to slide the thing, which was dangling from a crane that had been hired, through the opening and into the apartment, because the stairwell was too tight to get it in via that more normal route. And after all that, it was never played at all, but just sat there, apparently as some kind of symbol of something.
So what? No one's reason or motive or buying a grand piano is any better or worse than anyone else's reason.


Interesting thought.

So when a person buys a bushel of rice to dump it into a ditch, this is the same as someone buying a bushel of rice and distributing it to the poor and hungry. All purchase motives are equal.
I was speaking about pianos and not rice. When I said that anyone's reason for buying a piano being just as good as anyone else's, I was thinking of at least reasonable motives.

But I do strongly object to those who complain about someone buying a piano only as furniture or for status or because they think it's nice to have, etc..



Who is the arbiter of what is reasonable? Pianoloverus, I presume?

Your strong objection to others being allowed to express their value judgments regarding the Steinway-as-furniture motives of piano purchasers is itself a value judgment which you wish to impose on others here...

Quite unreasonable, if you ask me.

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#2052288 - 03/22/13 06:10 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: carey]
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Originally Posted By: wr
Originally Posted By: outo

And why would anyone want a grand as furniture? No matter how much I want one they are actually pretty ugly things...



Status and identity, I think.

I had a neighbor living in a second-floor apartment who went to enormous expense not only to acquire a grand piano, but to remove a window and its frame so as to slide the thing, which was dangling from a crane that had been hired, through the opening and into the apartment, because the stairwell was too tight to get it in via that more normal route. And after all that, it was never played at all, but just sat there, apparently as some kind of symbol of something.



But, on the other hand, they were always prepared for a party !!

You mean by having it always at the ready to serve as a sideboard to set drinks on?

The piano was never played at parties (which occurred once per year, exactly). I don't know why - either she didn't invite anyone who played, or, if she did, they still didn't play it for some reason.

But then, AFAIK, she never had it tuned, either - who knows what it would have sounded like. It was a Steinway, if I remember my landlord's description of it correctly.

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#2052290 - 03/22/13 06:31 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Pogorelich.]
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Originally Posted By: Pogorelich.
Originally Posted By: patH
Originally Posted By: Pogorelich.
And would it be fair to anybody?

And I thought -I- had no morals haha
A better question IMO: Would it be unfair to anybody?


Yes....... To the person with the cash.

Damon - what kind of a question is that? You think it's fair for some broad to marry a rich guy while not giving a damn about him, possibly having affairs left and right - is that fair to the guy, really? Is that better than two people in love getting married?

I am a cynic too at times, but come on... Love is the most powerful thing in the world and a marriage is kind of cheapened if the main reason for getting hitched is money or whatever else...


Where I live, there is a neighborhood magazine specifically catering to the wealthiest area of the city, and in it, the society column announcing engagements and marriages is called "Mergers and Acquisitions". Need I say more?

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#2052304 - 03/22/13 07:03 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Mark_C]
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Here in the UK, well-heeled young women go to débutant parties organized by their parents where the rich and the good of both sexes get together to socialise, swap phone numbers.....and eventually marry. That way, they get the partners of the same standing in society (whatever that is), and none of the wrong class......

Going back to arranged marriages, there are a lot more problems than just incompatible partners and love (or lack of it). There is a very significant genetic problem because these arranged marriages aim to keep wealth etc within the 'family', which means first cousins often marry each other, leading to a very high incidence of genetic defects like microcephaly in their offspring. This is unfortunately very common in countries - and cultures - where arranged marriages are commonplace.
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#2052305 - 03/22/13 07:15 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: theJourney]
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Originally Posted By: theJourney
Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
Originally Posted By: theJourney
Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
Originally Posted By: wr
I had a neighbor living in a second-floor apartment who went to enormous expense not only to acquire a grand piano, but to remove a window and its frame so as to slide the thing, which was dangling from a crane that had been hired, through the opening and into the apartment, because the stairwell was too tight to get it in via that more normal route. And after all that, it was never played at all, but just sat there, apparently as some kind of symbol of something.
So what? No one's reason or motive or buying a grand piano is any better or worse than anyone else's reason.


Interesting thought.

So when a person buys a bushel of rice to dump it into a ditch, this is the same as someone buying a bushel of rice and distributing it to the poor and hungry. All purchase motives are equal.
I was speaking about pianos and not rice. When I said that anyone's reason for buying a piano being just as good as anyone else's, I was thinking of at least reasonable motives.

But I do strongly object to those who complain about someone buying a piano only as furniture or for status or because they think it's nice to have, etc..
Who is the arbiter of what is reasonable? Pianoloverus, I presume?
If you actually think using a piano to commit murder and using a piano as furniture are equally reasonable or equally unreasonable you are in a very tiny minority.

Originally Posted By: theJourney
Your strong objection to others being allowed to express their value judgments regarding the Steinway-as-furniture motives of piano purchasers is itself a value judgment which you wish to impose on others here...
I have no objection to others being allowed to express their value judgments and never said anything like that. I said I disagreed with those those judgements which is totally different.

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#2052310 - 03/22/13 07:25 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: theJourney]
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Originally Posted By: theJourney
Originally Posted By: Damon
Originally Posted By: Mark_C
Originally Posted By: Damon
....Love is usually a passing notion. More hormones than anything else.

Would you agree that maybe that's just one kind of love?


Sure, but I wouldn't marry for the other kinds.


You would feel right at home in my city. Prostitution is legal by the act, by the minute, by the hour, by the day, you name it.


That was quite a leap. The only other kinds of love that I recognize are the kind one has for their parents or children, children being the closest to unconditional love. The kind of love that would have me seek out a prostitute is the same that would have me seek a wife. In my later years now I prefer to be a hermit. Your city holds no attraction for me.
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#2052311 - 03/22/13 07:26 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Mark_C]
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#2052333 - 03/22/13 08:26 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Damon]
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Originally Posted By: Damon
The kind of love that would have me seek out a prostitute is the same that would have me seek a wife.


Indeed. That was what I understood.

We seem to have very different ideas about the foundation upon which a healthy marriage should be built. I can understand why being a hermit might be preferable to such an arrangement.

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#2052337 - 03/22/13 08:38 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: pianoloverus]
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You say now:
Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
I have no objection to others being allowed to express their value judgments and never said anything like that. I said I disagreed with those those judgements which is totally different.

While you said before:
Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
But I do strongly object to those who complain about someone buying a piano only as furniture or for status or because they think it's nice to have, etc..



To strongly object to those who complain is not the same thing as strongly objecting to opinions held or values not shared.

We can't read your mind, we can only go on what you write here. And your words seem to be quite clear.

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#2052354 - 03/22/13 09:11 AM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: theJourney]
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Originally Posted By: theJourney
You say now:
Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
I have no objection to others being allowed to express their value judgments and never said anything like that. I said I disagreed with those those judgements which is totally different.

While you said before:
Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
But I do strongly object to those who complain about someone buying a piano only as furniture or for status or because they think it's nice to have, etc..
To strongly object to those who complain is not the same thing as strongly objecting to opinions held or values not shared. We can't read your mind, we can only go on what you write here. And your words seem to be quite clear.
I think my words were clear as I originally wrote it and they meant what I said in my last post. When you put part of what I said in boldface you conveniently didn't boldface the rest of the sentence which completed the thought. If one objects to those who complain about something specific, that would normally mean one objects to what they said and not simply to the act of complaining.




Edited by pianoloverus (03/22/13 01:45 PM)

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#2052430 - 03/22/13 12:10 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: theJourney]
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Originally Posted By: theJourney
Originally Posted By: Damon
The kind of love that would have me seek out a prostitute is the same that would have me seek a wife.


Indeed. That was what I understood.

We seem to have very different ideas about the foundation upon which a healthy marriage should be built. I can understand why being a hermit might be preferable to such an arrangement.


I thought you might be leaning towards the idea of a "soul mate" which, in my book, puts you in unicorn-land. Companionship is perfectly legitimate but I don't equate that to love.
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#2052441 - 03/22/13 12:34 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Damon]
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Originally Posted By: Damon
Originally Posted By: theJourney
Originally Posted By: Damon
The kind of love that would have me seek out a prostitute is the same that would have me seek a wife.


Indeed. That was what I understood.

We seem to have very different ideas about the foundation upon which a healthy marriage should be built. I can understand why being a hermit might be preferable to such an arrangement.


I thought you might be leaning towards the idea of a "soul mate" which, in my book, puts you in unicorn-land. Companionship is perfectly legitimate but I don't equate that to love.


Just because you couldn't find it, or had it one day and lost it, doesn't mean it's not there. Obviously something bad has made you think this way, and I can only feel sorry for you.
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#2052469 - 03/22/13 01:19 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: pianoloverus]
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Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
Originally Posted By: theJourney
Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
Originally Posted By: theJourney
Originally Posted By: pianoloverus
Originally Posted By: wr
I had a neighbor living in a second-floor apartment who went to enormous expense not only to acquire a grand piano, but to remove a window and its frame so as to slide the thing, which was dangling from a crane that had been hired, through the opening and into the apartment, because the stairwell was too tight to get it in via that more normal route. And after all that, it was never played at all, but just sat there, apparently as some kind of symbol of something.
So what? No one's reason or motive or buying a grand piano is any better or worse than anyone else's reason.


Interesting thought.

So when a person buys a bushel of rice to dump it into a ditch, this is the same as someone buying a bushel of rice and distributing it to the poor and hungry. All purchase motives are equal.
I was speaking about pianos and not rice. When I said that anyone's reason for buying a piano being just as good as anyone else's, I was thinking of at least reasonable motives.

But I do strongly object to those who complain about someone buying a piano only as furniture or for status or because they think it's nice to have, etc..
Who is the arbiter of what is reasonable? Pianoloverus, I presume?
If you actually think using a piano to commit murder and using a piano as furniture are equally reasonable or equally unreasonable you are in a very tiny minority.



Now this was interesting...how to commit murder with a piano...You cannot really hit anyone in the head with it...unless you are a giant...I guess if it's a grand you could ask someone to look at the strings very closely and then slam the lid...

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#2052480 - 03/22/13 01:31 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: outo]
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I sense a Hollywood blockbuster coming to a screen near you: Death by Piano......(which pays homage to Alfred Hitchcock).
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#2052483 - 03/22/13 01:32 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Pogorelich.]
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Originally Posted By: Pogorelich.
I can only feel sorry for you.


Thanks, but it isn't necessary. I'm quite happy.
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#2052484 - 03/22/13 01:34 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Mark_C]
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There already has been a film where someone was killed by having a piano lid smashed on their head a few times.

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#2052496 - 03/22/13 02:00 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: bennevis]
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Originally Posted By: bennevis
I sense a Hollywood blockbuster coming to a screen near you Death by Piano......(which pays homage to Alfred Hitchcock).

Or maybe to Tom and Jerry? wink
There was already a short T&J movie where Tom gets killed by a piano while chasing Jerry. Then he ascends to heaven, where he is told that he has one hour to make Jerry forgive him, otherwise he'll end up in heck. And at the end:
Click to reveal..
Tom wakes up, and it was all a dream.


EDIT: The board is replacing h e l l with h e c k? What the heck?
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#2052528 - 03/22/13 02:50 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: patH]
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Originally Posted By: patH

EDIT: The board is replacing h e l l with h e c k? What the heck?

ha I always get a chuckle when people discover this little curiosity (as I did a couple of months ago). I would assume the software should allow for a customized verboten list, but whoever maintains it must take particular offense to the 'h' word.

But if it's any consolation, you are free to use "damn" and "bullshit" with reckless abandon! laugh


Edited by Old Man (03/22/13 02:55 PM)

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#2052532 - 03/22/13 03:03 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: Old Man]
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....But if it's any consolation, you are free to use "damn" and "bullshit" with reckless abandon! laugh

OK -- dare we see what happens with "----"?

(There -- I just saw. And then deleted the word from what I had typed before posting this.) ha

What comes out:

[censored]

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#2052551 - 03/22/13 03:33 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: patH]
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Originally Posted By: patH
Originally Posted By: bennevis
I sense a Hollywood blockbuster coming to a screen near you Death by Piano......(which pays homage to Alfred Hitchcock).

Or maybe to Tom and Jerry? wink
There was already a short T&J movie where Tom gets killed by a piano while chasing Jerry. Then he ascends to heaven, where he is told that he has one hour to make Jerry forgive him, otherwise he'll end up in heck. And at the end:
Click to reveal..
Tom wakes up, and it was all a dream.





I think we should all get together to write a script for a new B-movie, using all the latest CGI technology, which might interest a Mr. Steven S. grin

My idea involves a new piano competition where competitors have to play on a brand new 110-key grand designed by the founder of the competition, who also composed a concerto that all finalists must play.

Competitors start disappearing mysteriously as they begin practicing on the amazing Böstéînfåzyám piano, trying desperately to master the intractable difficulties of the 90 minute concerto. Everyone thought they were getting cold feet, and pulling out one by one, but too embarrassed to let the organisers know they were flying off home.

Then people began noticing that the piano was 'developing' more and more keys, and its tone was getting more mellifluous as competitors disappeared off into the ether. One of the favored pianists put a hidden video camera to see what was happening during the practice sessions....... wink

....and saw, to her horror, that when the pianist played a wrong note, the piano lid suddenly expanded and curled out, and turned into a huge upper jaw to gobble up the hapless pianist, sucking him into its innards.........grin



Edited by bennevis (03/22/13 05:20 PM)
Edit Reason: continuing my script ....
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#2052555 - 03/22/13 03:39 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: bennevis]
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Originally Posted By: bennevis
I think we should all get together to write a script for a new B-movie, using all the latest CGI technology, which might interest a Mr. Steven S.... grin

Great post, and excellent choice! ha

I think it could also work with Quentin Tarantino, or by exhuming Alfred Hitchcock....

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#2052585 - 03/22/13 04:19 PM Re: Poll (sort of): Will the 'acoustic piano' become a relic? [Re: bennevis]
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Originally Posted By: bennevis
I think we should all get together to write a script for a new B-movie, using all the latest CGI technology, which might interest a Mr. Steven S. grin

I can already imagine titles for this movie.

Pianormal Activity
The Last Concerto

Tagline: Some keys should never be used...
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