"In Soviet Russia, cat still hates you!" - David Grabon
In Soviet Russia, Christmas steals the grinch!!
In Soviet Russia, Homework comes from you!! In Soviet Russia, party throw you! -thecamcraft In soviet russia, cat feed you! -thecamcraft In America, you are free to hate life. In Soviet Russia, life hate you!
In America You Learn Book, In Soviet Russian Book Learn You!
In America rick Astley rolls you, in soviet Russia, you roll rick Astley! - OmTheOmnipotent?
In America Chuck Norris Rules, In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still rules. - OmTheOmnipotent?
In soviet Russia, you touch pedobear! - OmTheOmnipotent?
In Soviet Russia, the lowest rank in the military is Public, not Private-Anon
In soviet Russia, furball coughs up cat! - Staro
in soviet Russia, in soviet Russia jokes laugh at you! - OmTheOmnipotent?
in soviet Russia, hammer nails you!
in soviet Russia, baby give birth to you!
In Soviet Russia, shoe fit you!
In Soviet Russia, noun verb you!
In Soviet Russia, Computer plays on you!
In America you eat cow. In soviet Russia cow eats you!!!
Attributed to Yakov Smirnoff's old cold-war-era standup routines about life in his homeland. He still performs in Branson, Missouri. He can't not know that he's an Internet meme. You'd think he'd have gotten a better web page.http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?InSovietRussia