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Well I didn't find a piano but I did find something else

Well, Daryl, It's not RAINING CATS & dogs, quite nice & SUNNY!
Could be worse, & be raining "PIANOs"

It's been raining cats and dogs here
but so far I haven't seen any pianos

I was hoping that someone saw that it was RAINING MEN!
Or is JERRY's been giving driving lessons again!

Speaking of SHORT! . . . Why does the summer seem so SHORT!

me like summer... lol

We like summer too - almost as much as going to the dentist

Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her
brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always
catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.



GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its
ground...
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the
fiber, not the toy..

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can
get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do
while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but
nobody bothers to ask you the questions...
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus..
4) You look like Santa Claus.


SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money..
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.

ROFL.......that's some funny stuff there Jerry!

Had a nice game on CoD4 earlier.

Can you come out and play?

Well when the CAT grows up, THEN they will thank you that you "MADE" them PWACTICE the piano!
Or is it "PICK YOUR FRIENDS" CAREFULLY! . . .

Is anyone missing a family member today????

The end of the world is near

And here's TWIGGY . . . but I think she just lost more weight!

Hey Jerry, just in case you forgot, your wife wants me to remind you who wears the pants in your family!
It's that time of year! JUNE Weddings!

And here's my cake top! Oh, & I HAVE the DRESS, now I just need the GUY!
HOROWITZIAN? know any SINGLE men who like . . . CAKE?

Daryl likes cake!!!!!