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My Piano Teacher today during Lesson #6:

"There is a special room for people like you who don't practice dynamics".

This quote is best repeated with a dignified Russian accent, and a humorously stoic demeanor.

Oye!

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ha I'm afraid I would hear the same thing!

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Originally Posted by JazzyMac
My Piano Teacher today during Lesson #6:

"There is a special room for people like you who don't practice dynamics".

This quote is best repeated with a dignified Russian accent, and a humorously stoic demeanor.

Oye!


Ah, but you have a wise teacher. Besides the quote of the week, I bet she drove home the message about dynamics that you will keep with you for a long, long time. Whenever you catch yourself playing p when it calls for pp, you will probably see that stoic look. Heck, I think I'll see that look. Your teacher was probably grinning inside.

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I'm a hapless, victim....new to piano! Don't put me in that room!! :-)

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Hearing that from anyone with a Russian accent would make me a liiiiittle nervous to say the least...


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"Ah, you think you can use the pedal to cover yours sins," said in a sexy French accent.


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Originally Posted by -Frycek
"Ah, you think you can use the pedal to cover yours sins," said in a sexy French accent.

Casinitaly is your teacher?


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"Ah, you think you can use the pedal to cover yours sins," said in a sexy French accent.

Casinitaly is your teacher?


No, that was my one good teacher, a handsome war bride from Marseilles, almost fifty years ago.


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"Well... you played all the right notes." Also with a thick Russian accent.


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"Well... you played all the right notes." Also with a thick Russian accent.


But in the wrong order smile


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After proudly playing Chopin Nocturne in E minor for my teacher back in Portland Oregon:

"Well, that's one interpretation."

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Originally Posted by SwissMS
After proudly playing Chopin Nocturne in E minor for my teacher back in Portland Oregon:

"Well, that's one interpretation."

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I'm really missing those funny quotes.

Well, as you know I've no teacher but I can guarantee I use to speak with myself in a manner that I couldn't reproduce it on a distinct site like PW...


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Dipseys dad (Beric) to me during a sight reading lesson: "almost"

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Beric : "almost the right note, nearly at the right time, close to the right duration"




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Originally Posted by -Frycek
"Ah, you think you can use the pedal to cover yours sins," said in a sexy French accent.


That's hilarious!

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La la la was sung in a very children melody. -.-


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My first teacher didn't speak English, she tried valiantly to use the CDEFGAB names for the notes, instead of DO, RE, MI, FA, SOL, LA, SI

There were days when I didn't know if she was speaking English and saying "C", or speaking Italian and saying "SI" (for B), or if she was saying "Si!" (for Yes!).... but the funniest was one day when she told me I had to play "R"..... she meant RE, but instead of saying D, ....it came out "R".


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After I played a piece:

"Well, that was a bowl of chicken and fish."

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