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Have to REPEAT this picture again! So funny Daryl! Loved that! 2 left feet!

No EXERCISE required here!

But for some people, just getting on the piano is EXERCISE! DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Doing stuff like THAT can damage a piano, I'm guessing

Yes, I have pictures too but, some of these are cute!

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road, and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France , would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat say to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortuneteller who escaped from prison was at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine .

Jerry, no. 15 should read...

... was a small medium at large.

Jerry I'm pretty sure you posted that like 50 pages back. :-P

You can get a lot of exercise Diane
by playing all the keys on a piano

Heck Howie, I can't remember what I did today let alone what I posted 50 pages back! Lol!

Hehe, I'm just kidding. It's still some funny stuff!!

I know you are. I can't figure out how the sam hill you can remember that I even posted it in the first place! haha.

She's mine and I ain't givin her back.



Waddaaya want? Can't ya see's that we're busy here?



Ohhhhhhh YUCK!!!! And not a thing I can do about it either!

It's time for trampoline practice

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That one caught me totally off guard! lol
Good one Jerry! This one in particular made me laugh out loud!!!!!

It's the long weekend here, so I have been away driving my car, my new car, guess which one it is!

And speaking of "NEW" cars, looks like they come with a NEW FEATURE!

A few days left to enjoy those barbequed/over-the-fire roasted hotdogs!
Can't eat this one cause it's made of food cans!



Then, is this the REAL THING? Well, it's actually a drawiing. So Summer is DRAWING to a close.

Now I read you book so you be quiet and listen OK? OK..... puurrrrrrr.



Hmmmmmmm, let's seeeee, this looks interesting....



Say whhaaa? Huhhhh?

On the commode again

I ran across these pictures in a forward. I thought they were pretty funny. Don't know if it's true or not but, to for me, it was pretty cute... It seems, one church faces off against the other just to tease one another, or, at least, that's my impression of it. Hope you enjoy them. I especially like the last two.