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#2299038 - 07/05/14 11:46 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
Sonatine Offline
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Registered: 08/11/13
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Loc: USA
http://newhaven.craigslist.org/tlg/4539176866.html

This one looks like an absolute delight....NOT

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#2299436 - 07/07/14 08:45 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Sonatine]
malkin Offline
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Originally Posted By: Sonatine
http://newhaven.craigslist.org/tlg/4539176866.html

This one looks like an absolute delight....NOT


Hmmm, using it as a tool to get people to drink more!
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#2301025 - 07/11/14 09:08 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
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Loc: Conway, AR USA
Yamaha Portable Ground Piano - $600 (west little rock)

Piano for sale, Played it when I was younger but have a non electric piano now. Great condition, comes with a damper pedal and tons of cool features. Comes with features that include changing the sounds to things like drums, chimes, trumpets, laughter, gunshots, door slams and much more. Can record music. Bought for around 900 a couple years ago

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/msg/4503930667.html
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#2301030 - 07/11/14 09:21 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
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Numbered Chickering Console Piano - $3000 (Sherwood)

I have a numbered Chickering & Sons Console Piano for sale. It is in excellent condition and plays beautifully. Local buyers only. Buyer must be able to move piano.


http://littlerock.craigslist.org/msg/4537365838.html
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#2301032 - 07/11/14 09:28 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: bkw58]
Minnesota Marty Offline

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Originally Posted By: bkw58
Yamaha Portable Ground Piano - $600 (west little rock)

Indeed! Everyone knows that digitals need lightning rods since they tend to attract the wrath of god.
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#2301061 - 07/11/14 10:48 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Minnesota Marty]
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Originally Posted By: Minnesota Marty
Originally Posted By: bkw58
Yamaha Portable Ground Piano - $600 (west little rock)

Indeed! Everyone knows that digitals need lightning rods since they tend to attract the wrath of god.


Shocking! eek
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#2301632 - 07/12/14 07:40 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
anrpiano Offline
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Loc: Chicago
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/msg/4555700671.html

The best part is the last line. "I'm initially asking for 5k."
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#2301636 - 07/12/14 08:01 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
Minnesota Marty Offline

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I particularly like "authentic melodic sound." That is totally unlike the 'fake melodic sound' from a digital.
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#2305249 - 07/22/14 08:19 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
tdv Offline
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Registered: 05/29/13
Posts: 69
Loc: MI
The writer of this ad should go into the business. It is the best written ad for a junk piano I have ever seen. :-)

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"Behold the greatest piano your money can't buy! Imagine your home filled with the sweet sound of music spewing forth from your own antique piano; the soothing melody of Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" lulling you to sleep, or the exciting jazz concerto "Rhapsody in Blue" being the soundtrack of an informal dinner party (accompanied, of course, by your private jazz ensemble).

This quality Strohber, built in the 1920s, would be perfect for such performances after it received a considerable deal of tuning, regulation, and repair. In its current state (after tuning) it would make an acceptable piano for a first time piano student, but after about two years of lessons it would be advisable to upgrade to a much newer piano.

If you are looking for a decorative antique piano, this is it. Pianos are much more than instruments, complex machines, and works of art, they are pieces of furniture. The wooden cabinet is in great shape for its age, as it has few gouges and scratches, and the wood itself has a beautiful golden glow, just see the pictures!

This would also make a great piano for repurposing into anything you can think of!! See some ideas in the link below...

http://www.pinterest.com/search/pins/?q=repurposed%20piano&term_meta%5B%5D=repurposed%7Ctyped&term_meta%5B%5D=piano%7Ctyped\

Lastly, this instrument is currently located in a ground level pole barn connected to a driveway, which would make it very easy to load onto a trailer. Better still, it is on four easy rolling, heavy duty casters and can be rolled around by one person.

Due to high demand, I will only be accepting text messages and emails regarding this wonderful instrument."


http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/msg/4581025015.html



Edited by tdv (07/22/14 09:37 AM)
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#2305279 - 07/22/14 10:20 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
Minnesota Marty Offline

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I love hyperbole.
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#2306243 - 07/24/14 12:16 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
Barry1963 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/13
Posts: 83
Loc: Nashville, Tennessee
Anyone looking for an oregon/piano ...LOL

http://nashville.craigslist.org/msg/4575490699.html
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#2306247 - 07/24/14 12:42 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
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Loc: Central Texas
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#2307412 - 07/26/14 04:04 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
tdv Offline
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Posts: 69
Loc: MI
http://grandrapids.en.craigslist.org/atq/4557609176.html

For only $300 you can have this "piano"?!! I have never seen anything like it in real life and hope not to.
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#2307415 - 07/26/14 04:18 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: tdv]
BDB Online   content
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I like the "Needs tuning." On the other hand, composers have written music for toy pianos.
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#2308528 - 07/29/14 01:58 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Barry1963]
malkin Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry1963
Anyone looking for an oregon/piano ...LOL

http://nashville.craigslist.org/msg/4575490699.html


Oregon still works!
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#2312180 - 08/06/14 11:59 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
BritishJim Offline
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Registered: 04/04/10
Posts: 16
While these are great to see, the link eventually dies. Did a screen capture and posted this as suggested by Frank. Buy a piano and tune it yourself!

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#2312228 - 08/07/14 04:11 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
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Registered: 10/27/13
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Loc: N.E Pennsylvania
http://grandrapids.en.craigslist.org/atq/4557609176.html

Well, perhaps a little closer to the fireplace.....Maybe a hot ember will fly out ( lack of fireplace screen) and put that thing out of its misery ...
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#2314207 - 08/11/14 01:37 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
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#2314897 - 08/13/14 08:52 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Sonatine]
malkin Offline
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Originally Posted By: Sonatine


That's a good one.

"I don't know if the piano works or not."
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#2315131 - 08/13/14 06:31 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: malkin]
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Looks like phantom of the attic to me.....lol
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#2316168 - 08/16/14 08:13 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
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Registered: 10/19/13
Posts: 1658
Loc: China
This thread always cheers me up. Thanks all who contribute.
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#2316406 - 08/16/14 11:12 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
Sonatine Offline
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Registered: 08/11/13
Posts: 9
Loc: USA
"Phantom of the attic" - LOL!!! So true

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#2316595 - 08/17/14 03:15 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
Grandpianoman Offline
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Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 2452
Loc: Portland, Oregon
Not a Craigslist crazy listing, but just as crazeeeee...;)))

Any takers?...hey, don't knock it......this is a bargain!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=201146407959

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#2317140 - 08/18/14 11:16 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Grandpianoman]
RoyP Offline
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Posts: 787
Loc: Cincinnati, Ohio
Maybe it includes the cover?
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#2317141 - 08/18/14 11:23 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
TX-Bluebonnet Offline
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Registered: 06/15/14
Posts: 275
Loc: Central Texas
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#2317224 - 08/19/14 08:09 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
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Registered: 08/18/14
Posts: 1
Loc: Montreal, QC,Canada
The ultimate catch phrase that gets me every time.
''They don't make pianos like this anymore as the sound resonates unlike the more modern pianos.'' I bet it does.

And an interesting lapsus..
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-piano-synthetiseu...gationFlag=true

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#2317247 - 08/19/14 09:40 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: RoyP]
Grandpianoman Offline
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Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 2452
Loc: Portland, Oregon
LOL....if it does, it has to be original!

Where do folks get the idea that a piano like that is worth that much money...pipe dreams!

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#2317248 - 08/19/14 09:48 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Nedster]
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Registered: 03/14/09
Posts: 1941
Loc: Conway, AR USA
Originally Posted By: Julien Mc Cann
The ultimate catch phrase that gets me every time.
''They don't make pianos like this anymore as the sound resonates unlike the more modern pianos.'' I bet it does.

And an interesting lapsus..
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-piano-synthetiseu...gationFlag=true


Love this too: "Pain for sale downtown Montreal $100 or best offer."
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#2317252 - 08/19/14 09:58 AM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: bkw58]
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Truth in advertising!
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#2317437 - 08/19/14 06:48 PM Re: Funny craigslist piano listings [Re: Eric Gloo]
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at least its free
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