THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT CATBREAD[/b]



Discuss.

Tastes like Chicken.

Someone is now in the fabled catbread seat.

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Translated:
Every serious pianist, jazz or otherwise knows this. But I'm the FIRST to bottle this crap in a jar and SELL it for about 150x it's value, CDs or[/b] actualy content. If you disagree with what I'm saying you're confused[/b] and/or ignorant[/b].

Tranlated:
This is only marketing! On someone's else space that they're paying for, to people who don't want to hear it, and without them being able to do

anything[/b] to me! This is my kind of marketing, and what's wrong with it?! Grow up, you should be mature like me and spam for a living! Everyone loves[/b] a parasite!

Translated:
I said the charts are bonuses because they're really some 10 cent crap I drew up and Xeroxed at 2 am to throw in this kit, but the word "Bonus" makes people think they're getting a better deal! It works even better when I claim that a little chart with a retail value of about $5-15 has a value of $70-100.

I mean, they shouldn't be able to tell that! My argument about the DVDs is especially effective, shhhhh, they don't know that they're a $350 difference as well as a quality difference in my VCDs and their DVDs. HELLO!! Duh!!

Translated:
All you guys talk about is criticizing, never music, even though you're on a music devoted forum! My 100% satisfaction guarenteed offer is awesome! I'll just never reply to the requests to get their money back! They'll be screwed!

Translated:
(Note from translator: This is his most effective argument. Heh.)
As long as you love something you should be willing to pay outrageous fees for a minimum return. So if you don't buy my canned crap it means you don't really love piano![/b]

 Quote:

Brendan: You Me???? He,he,he, that's funny. I have nothing but LOVE for ya, I have no in me to give back to you, so you are stuck

alone...hating, what a pitty!

Translated:
[i]Hey, Brenden, my buddy, I'm just patronizing you in the foolish hopes of you changing your opinion of me!
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My comments:
To be perfectly fair Ghosthandz, I admired that you actually replied. Very few spammers actually try (I use the term loosely) to back up their ridiculous arguments. If the prices weren't so INCREDIBLY outrageous I would almost trust you. I mean, come on, seriously, this shows all the signs of a spam deal. Maybe you should lower the prices to $50. Noone will pay $350 to get something they could find somewhere else and I find the fact that you say it's a reasonable price very contrived and immature. Maybe to a millionaire, but to a regular person, no. The ability to read equally well in all keys comes from scale work and time given to practice. Any serious pianist, especially jazz, should be just as comfortable reading Db or Cb as he is C.

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Goodbye.

dude.......catbread, we're talking about catbread

My Gosh ..... I haven't seen Cat #2 all day ..... & I've been doing tons of laundry & the Christmas baking ...... Bye, Bye .....Gotta Go Check Something .....

Finally back on topic, thank you.

And here for all these years I was struggling under the illusion that all keys were equally difficult. It never dawned on me that there were "hard" keys. That's not good news...

Brendan,

Where do I get catbread? Looks like a great Christmas gift.

Ryan

All good catbread is home baked. If you are short on ingredients, buy a bird feeder and wait.

MEOW!

MEOW!

Question:
If you dropped catbread, would it land buttered side down, or on its feet?

Mmmm butter...