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#54359 - 03/13/06 07:32 AM piano joke from Frank
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Not many visit this board too often, so I thought I would put a link up here. I'm not sure it is worth the click to you, but I liked it:

Piano joke from Frank
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#54360 - 03/13/06 07:57 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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After a few martinis in the pianissimo bar are you

"well forte-fied"
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#54361 - 03/13/06 09:16 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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a very dynamic joke... i suppose he was looking for some action.. maybe a sharp girl wearing flats... maybe a prelude to some 'harmony'.
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#54362 - 03/13/06 10:47 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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He sound bored!
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#54363 - 03/13/06 11:00 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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Noted. But the scale of the joke needs some augmentation as it is really quite diminished.
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#54364 - 03/13/06 11:08 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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Nice joke Rich. Not sure if I know any piano jokes that would be a good Renner up to that one - ahem.
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#54365 - 03/13/06 02:09 PM Re: piano joke from Frank
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You guys crack me up! I want to be able to do it too - won't you please share your major key to success?

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#54366 - 03/14/06 12:44 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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Well after reading that one I suddenly felt the need to get hammer(ed) My wife says I'd better let-off on the alchohol solution or she'll throw me out in the cold with nothing but my
G-string \:\(
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#54367 - 03/14/06 12:54 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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Man that was pretty una corda.

Oh wait.
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#54368 - 03/14/06 12:58 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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Originally posted by CTPianotech:
Well after reading that one I suddenly felt the need to get hammer(ed) My wife says I'd better let-off on the alchohol solution or she'll throw me out in the cold with nothing but my
G-string \:\( [/b]
she wants you to B sharp
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#54369 - 03/14/06 01:23 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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I'm just afraid the neighbors might see my bottom board, and call the police about the RPT in his BVD's
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#54370 - 03/14/06 05:46 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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CT,

I don't want to augment your troubles, but I see no resolution to this passage. But don't fret, this does not diminish my opinion of your temperament.

Better to damper this whole discord. Don't fiddle around. Be a leider and avoid falling into a trap(work).
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#54371 - 03/14/06 09:12 AM Re: piano joke from Frank
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I've tried but all's I got were punchings from hardened knuckles, with the threat of a severe whippen on my backcheck. I thought it be best to make a speedy escapement.
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