It's a nice day in Kansas City to go jogging
Wow 60 degrees in January

In the World of "SUPER SIZE ME" . . . you should see the size of the PIANO!

Anyone else tired of shoveling, & ready to mow the lawn!

Hey wake up and mow the grass

Funny Jerry! Especially the awake one! . . .

Anyways, I usually like to go out Friday mornings for a sausage/egg mcmuffin from guess where? But we are in a deep freeze, so I'm stuck inside till this cold spell "breaks" But I really could use a "BREAK TODAY" AT . . .

Just dreaming of "SUMMER" and RUNNING/driving around the streets with "NO SNOW"!

My kinda car! Summer is a SHOE IN! for me, I like this one!

But Stil(etto) LOVE this one, !

I went to a family reunion this week
Uncle Bob still looks the same

I'm taking on too much water

O...M...G...

...that almost made me spit coffee, Groot.

Good one.

I can't wait to watch Super Bowl 46 in my new easy chair

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ..

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone's face today

Man Jerry, you almost got me on the last one.

I almost got myself too. OK, I did get myself too!

A piano technician has to be prepared for everything

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:

Something other people have,

Similar to my character lines.

On a diet....

Too Funny!

My Favorite Animal



Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I

wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.



I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.



I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the

principal's office.



I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.



The next day n class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like
it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.I told her,

" Colonel Sanders."



Guess where I am now...

That is fricken hilarious Buzz! Funnnnnnny!

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