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#2012565 - 01/11/13 12:56 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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The Doctor says your surgery went very well. He's a very intelligent "CAT"!

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#2012677 - 01/11/13 09:30 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Well, I didn't wake up dead. I still giggle when I think of what my German exchange daughter said to me day before yesterday when I said to her, "Maybe I'll wake up dead?" "Daaaad, you can't wake up dead!" haha

David,

I don't care what people think of that, I cracked up when I saw that fat life guard poster!!! I made me laugh, which I don't need to be doing right now with the pain and all that but, I laughed anyway and that's all that matters. It brightened up my day, thank you for that. And, I thank the rest of you for the funny stuff you're posting too.

Bob, morphine? I didn't get any morphine at all. They barely gave me enough pain pills to last me 2.5 days, taking 2 every 4 hours and those aren't working worth a crap either with the air bubble I have inside of me from when the doc fills you up with air so he can see what he's doing. I asked him if they removed it all, he said, oh yeah... Liar! That hurts worse than anything and take up to 2-4 weeks for your body to absorb it. Crappy man...

I prolly shouldn't be typing a lot cause I'm reallllllllll grumpy... smile
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#2012700 - 01/11/13 10:16 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Well, this shouldn't make you LAUGH Jerry, but it will make you LOOK!
. . . am I going to get into trouble for this picture? grin



Edited by Diane... (01/11/13 10:18 AM)
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#2012734 - 01/11/13 11:29 AM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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And ----- The theme for the week is Lifeguards!

Diane, do you have a slight fixation?
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#2012772 - 01/11/13 12:36 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Minnesota Marty]
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Originally Posted By: Minnesota Marty
And ----- The theme for the week is Lifeguards!

Diane, do you have a slight fixation?

ummm YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Marty, you got me at a moment of "weakness" & I just so happened ...
to be IN THE WATER at the TIME! [wink
For all you "female" viewers out there THIS PICS FOR YOU! grin
I also was a "Lifeguard" but . . .



Edited by Diane... (01/11/13 12:46 PM)
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#2012778 - 01/11/13 12:49 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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I just hoped that "LIFEGUARD" who came to rescue you, didn't have tooooooooo much BODY HAIR! grin

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#2012792 - 01/11/13 01:19 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Diane...]
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Originally Posted By: Diane...
Hey Horowitzian, just want to send you some "cat love"!
I know how much you love cats, so hope you "enjoy" this!



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#2012914 - 01/11/13 03:52 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Diane...]
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Originally Posted By: Diane...
Originally Posted By: Minnesota Marty
And ----- The theme for the week is Lifeguards!

Diane, do you have a slight fixation?

ummm YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Marty, you got me at a moment of "weakness" & I just so happened ...
to be IN THE WATER at the TIME! [wink
For all you "female" viewers out there THIS PICS FOR YOU! grin
I also was a "Lifeguard" but . . .



Diane, where exactly is this particular pool?
The lifeguards around our pools sure don't look like this.....
grin
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#2013477 - 01/12/13 02:29 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: piano joy]
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Originally Posted By: piano joy
Originally Posted By: Diane...
Originally Posted By: Minnesota Marty
And ----- The theme for the week is Lifeguards!

Diane, do you have a slight fixation?

ummm YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Marty, you got me at a moment of "weakness" & I just so happened ...
to be IN THE WATER at the TIME! [wink
For all you "female" viewers out there THIS PICS FOR YOU! grin
I also was a "Lifeguard" but . . .



Diane, where exactly is this particular pool?
The lifeguards around our pools sure don't look like this.....
grin


hahahahahahahahaha Joy, I'm glad you SEE things my way! grin

Well, you've gotta keep your eyes open. Blink & you could miss a good male bod! . . . grin
& ...Im gone now for a few weeks. Blink ...& I'm gone...just for a while. SEE YA WINTER! Back soon! a week or two!

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#2013548 - 01/12/13 04:32 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Hurry back Diane, we'll all miss you around here!
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#2013601 - 01/12/13 06:33 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Diane...]
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Aha! Is true! Human taste like chicken!

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#2014452 - 01/14/13 01:24 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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I'm working on some new guitar tricks for the band

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#2014475 - 01/14/13 02:13 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Daryl Durand]
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Originally Posted By: Daryl Durand
I'm working on some new guitar tricks for the band



Maybe this is how James Brown first got that patented "OOOOOEEE" scream he used in his songs?
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#2015691 - 01/16/13 06:20 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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#2016267 - 01/17/13 05:58 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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#2016773 - 01/18/13 02:55 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Good one Emmery!!

BRITISH HUMOUR IS DELIGHTFULLY DIFFERENT
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!
___________________________________________
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
________________________________________________
FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
_______________________________________________________
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
________________________________________________________
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
_____________________________________________________________
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
___________________________________________________________
And the WINNER is...
FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
(Statement of the Century)
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Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
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Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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#2017813 - 01/20/13 12:44 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1)You can't count your hair.

2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

Ten (10) Things I know about you.1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does
It too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the
Idiot category.

Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a
Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

My mind works like lightning,
One brilliant Flash and it is gone.
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#2017840 - 01/20/13 01:54 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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I dunno. I was too busy standing with my right foot alongside a wall and trying to lift my left one without falling over.
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#2017980 - 01/20/13 06:37 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: BDB]
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Originally Posted By: BDB
I dunno. I was too busy standing with my right foot alongside a wall and trying to lift my left one without falling over.
Yea, 'Doesn't work! (I tried it.) laugh
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#2018033 - 01/20/13 08:31 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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(He said as he tried to stick his elbow in his ear.)
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#2018639 - 01/21/13 09:29 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Wow, a psychic! How did you know I was trying the old elbow in the ear trick? (Never mind. I might not like the answer.) laugh
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#2019864 - 01/23/13 07:19 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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#2020726 - 01/24/13 08:51 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Did I post this one already? I can't remember! Beam me up Scotty!





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#2021627 - 01/26/13 12:17 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Picture created by the famous Thomas Barbey. Photoshop and software not used in this.
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#2022212 - 01/27/13 01:58 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Daryl Durand Offline
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Loc: Missouri USA
I'm sorry you must have the wrong number



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#2023464 - 01/29/13 01:41 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Diane... Offline
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Well I'm back from my Vacation!
A REAL Vacation, not a DIGITAL Vacation grin

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#2023468 - 01/29/13 01:49 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
Jerry Groot RPT Offline
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Welcome Back Diane!!!
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#2023473 - 01/29/13 01:55 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Jerry Groot RPT]
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Originally Posted By: Jerry Groot RPT
Welcome Back Diane!!!


Thanks Jerry! I could get used to SAND!
Just give me a surfboard (a SURF INSTRUCTOR) ...and lots of TIME! ... on an OCEAN!wink



Edited by Diane... (01/29/13 01:56 PM)
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#2023477 - 01/29/13 01:59 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: Horowitzian]
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Did you get to Mavericks? (And not come to see us?)
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#2023484 - 01/29/13 02:12 PM Re: OT Paging Jerry Groot (and any one else living in the Northland) [Re: BDB]
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Originally Posted By: BDB
Did you get to Mavericks? (And not come to see us?)


Mavericks? What a Maverick?
Well I went to YOUR door , but no one was home! Or . . . they wouldn't let me in. Dressing like the locals you know! wink

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