Originally posted by Jerry Groot RPT:
Here's one I got in an email today. Thought it was to cute. Had to share it with you.
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING...
> > 65 above zero:
> > Floridians turn on the heat.
> > People in Michigan plant gardens.
> > 60 above zero:
> > Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> > People in Michigan sunbathe.
> > 50 above zero:
> > Italian & English cars won't start.
> > People in Michigan drive with the windows down..
> > 40 above zero:
> > Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
&g t; > People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
> > 35 above zero:
> > New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> > People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
> > 20 above Zero
> > People in Miami all die.
> > Michiganders close the windows.
> > Zero:
> > Californians fly away to Mexico .
> > People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
> > 10 below zero:
> > Hollywood disintegrates.
> > The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
> > 20 below zero:
> > Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> > People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
> > 30 below zero:
> > Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> > Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
> > 40 below zero ):
> > ALL atomic motion stops .
> > People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
> > 50 below zero:
> > Hell freezes over.
> > Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late