Women explained by Computer Technicians[/b]
The Windows Woman:[/b] You know she has a lot of errors, but you can't live without her.
The Powerpoint Woman:[/b] She's ideal to be presented at parties.
The Excel Woman:[/b] They say that she can do everything, but you always only use about four basic functions.
The Word Woman:[/b] She never ceases to surprise you, and yet there's nobody who really understands her.
The DOS Woman:[/b] Everyone's had her, but nobody wants her now.
The Backup Woman:[/b] You think she has everything, but when you need her, you notice that something's missing.
The Scandisk Woman:[/b] You know she only wants to help, but nobody knows what she really can do, and to be honest, she's quite annoying.
The Internet Woman:[/b] You need to pay to get access.
The Server Woman:[/b] She's always busy when you need her.
The Screen Saver Woman:[/b] She's not that useful really, but you enjoy looking at her.
The Harddisk Woman:[/b] She remembers everything, 24/7.
The E-Mail Woman:[/b] Out of ten things she says, nine are absolutely rubbish.
The Virus Woman:[/b] When you expect it least, she installs herself in your apartment and seizes control of it. When you try to get rid of her, you'll lose some things, you'll lose everything if you don't.