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That second one is fair example of the difference between my plans and my wife's. BTW, at the beginning of our journey our plans are usually the same as in, "let's go to the Gap and buy a pair of pants". Couldn't be any simpler could it. Doesn't mean it can't be a whole lot harder.

But of course you can easily handle those types of engineering problems.

Riiiight.

One thing that should be noticed is that one of only three stores not actually entered by the Female's path is...
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...The Gap!

LOL! These are great!

Elena
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It may be just a myth, but simple rephrasing like this is believed to help stabilize the element in question and promote a more harmonious domestic coexistence.

I can't stop laughing!.

Oh Steve. You are in trouble now!

LOL!!!!

I like 'em!

Yikes
I feel for you guys.

aren't you glad you're not a woman kenny... It's heck - I tell ya.

Women...cant live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.

Well, Blake can.

Well, OJ can too.

But I cant!!!

(just kidding, I loooove the ladies )

I've probably said it before here, but a man goes into a shop to buy what he wants or needs. A woman goes into a shop to find out what she wants or needs.

I can relate to ALL four, especially the last one.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Hey, are you trying to start an argument with me? :p

Getting along with a woman is easy. All you simply do first thing every morning is roll over and say "I'm sorry."

Women explained by Computer Technicians

The Windows Woman: You know she has a lot of errors, but you can't live without her.

The Powerpoint Woman: She's ideal to be presented at parties.

The Excel Woman: They say that she can do everything, but you always only use about four basic functions.

The Word Woman: She never ceases to surprise you, and yet there's nobody who really understands her.

The DOS Woman: Everyone's had her, but nobody wants her now.

The Backup Woman: You think she has everything, but when you need her, you notice that something's missing.

The Scandisk Woman: You know she only wants to help, but nobody knows what she really can do, and to be honest, she's quite annoying.

The Internet Woman: You need to pay to get access.

The Server Woman: She's always busy when you need her.

The Screen Saver Woman: She's not that useful really, but you enjoy looking at her.

The Harddisk Woman: She remembers everything, 24/7.

The E-Mail Woman: Out of ten things she says, nine are absolutely rubbish.

The Virus Woman: When you expect it least, she installs herself in your apartment and seizes control of it. When you try to get rid of her, you'll lose some things, you'll lose everything if you don't.