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#711885 - 03/16/05 08:39 PM Women explained by engineers
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#711886 - 03/16/05 08:46 PM Re: Women explained by engineers
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\:D \:D \:D

That second one is fair example of the difference between my plans and my wife's. BTW, at the beginning of our journey our plans are usually the same as in, "let's go to the Gap and buy a pair of pants". Couldn't be any simpler could it. Doesn't mean it can't be a whole lot harder.
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#711887 - 03/16/05 08:56 PM Re: Women explained by engineers
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But of course you can easily handle those types of engineering problems. ;\)
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#711888 - 03/16/05 09:02 PM Re: Women explained by engineers
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Riiiight. \:D
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#711889 - 03/16/05 09:04 PM Re: Women explained by engineers
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#711890 - 03/16/05 09:20 PM Re: Women explained by engineers
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One thing that should be noticed is that one of only three stores not actually entered by the Female's path is...
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...Wait for it!
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...The Gap!
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#711891 - 03/17/05 12:56 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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#711892 - 03/17/05 01:02 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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LOL! These are great! \:D

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#711893 - 03/17/05 05:34 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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 Quote:
Originally posted by JBryan:

That second one is fair example of the difference between my plans and my wife's. BTW, at the beginning of our journey our plans are usually the same as in, "let's go to the Gap and buy a pair of pants". Couldn't be any simpler could it. Doesn't mean it can't be a whole lot harder more interesting.[/b]
It may be just a myth, but simple rephrasing like this is believed to help stabilize the element in question and promote a more harmonious domestic coexistence.
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#711894 - 03/17/05 05:45 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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I can't stop laughing!.
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#711895 - 03/17/05 06:05 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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Oh Steve. You are in trouble now!

LOL!!!!

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#711896 - 03/17/05 06:55 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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\:\) I like 'em!

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#711897 - 03/17/05 07:31 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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Yikes
I feel for you guys.

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#711898 - 03/17/05 07:48 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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aren't you glad you're not a woman kenny... It's hell - I tell ya.
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#711899 - 03/17/05 07:56 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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Women...cant live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.

Well, Blake can.

Well, OJ can too.

But I cant!!! \:D

(just kidding, I loooove the ladies :3hearts: )
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#711900 - 03/17/05 08:57 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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Originally posted by JBryan:That second one is fair example of the difference between my plans and my wife's. BTW, at the beginning of our journey our plans are usually the same as in, "let's go to the Gap and buy a pair of pants". Couldn't be any simpler could it. Doesn't mean it can't be a whole lot harder. [/b]
I've probably said it before here, but a man goes into a shop to buy what he wants or needs. A woman goes into a shop to find out what she wants or needs.
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#711901 - 03/17/05 09:10 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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I can relate to ALL four, especially the last one.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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#711902 - 03/17/05 10:31 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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Originally posted by Improviso:
I can relate to ALL four, especially the last one.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. [/b]
Hey, are you trying to start an argument with me? :p
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#711903 - 03/17/05 10:45 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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Getting along with a woman is easy. All you simply do first thing every morning is roll over and say "I'm sorry."
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#711904 - 03/17/05 11:08 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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Women explained by Computer Technicians[/b]

The Windows Woman:[/b] You know she has a lot of errors, but you can't live without her.

The Powerpoint Woman:[/b] She's ideal to be presented at parties.

The Excel Woman:[/b] They say that she can do everything, but you always only use about four basic functions.

The Word Woman:[/b] She never ceases to surprise you, and yet there's nobody who really understands her.

The DOS Woman:[/b] Everyone's had her, but nobody wants her now.

The Backup Woman:[/b] You think she has everything, but when you need her, you notice that something's missing.

The Scandisk Woman:[/b] You know she only wants to help, but nobody knows what she really can do, and to be honest, she's quite annoying.

The Internet Woman:[/b] You need to pay to get access.

The Server Woman:[/b] She's always busy when you need her.

The Screen Saver Woman:[/b] She's not that useful really, but you enjoy looking at her.

The Harddisk Woman:[/b] She remembers everything, 24/7.

The E-Mail Woman:[/b] Out of ten things she says, nine are absolutely rubbish.

The Virus Woman:[/b] When you expect it least, she installs herself in your apartment and seizes control of it. When you try to get rid of her, you'll lose some things, you'll lose everything if you don't.
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#711905 - 03/17/05 11:22 AM Re: Women explained by engineers
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I want a girl
With a mind like a diamond
I want a girl
Who knows what's best

I want a girl
With shoes that cut
And eyes that burn
Like cigarettes

I want a girl
With the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl
Who gets up early
I want a girl
Who stays up late

I want a girl
With uninterupted prosperity
Who uses a machete
To cut through red tape

With fingernails
That shine like justice
And a voice that is dark
Like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket


I want a girl
With a smooth liquidation
I want a girl
With good dividends

And at the city bank
We will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk
When she borrows my pen

She wants a car
With a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car
That will get her there

She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG
For a white Chrysler LeBaron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

CAKE
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#711906 - 03/17/05 12:05 PM Re: Women explained by engineers
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Hey Apple-- I got a girl just like that!

Me lucky boy! \:D
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#711907 - 03/17/05 06:58 PM Re: Women explained by engineers
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In the words of Jeff Foxworthy "If she ain't happy, you ain't happy!"

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